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25 Mar 2023, 1:49 am

Keeps on losing her dog hair in other ppl's soup. :eew:



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25 Mar 2023, 2:06 am

Steals food from his poor hungry dog!

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25 Mar 2023, 2:52 am

Engages in group poop-fests.
Oh, my! 8O

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25 Mar 2023, 3:00 am

Comes with his own eraser.

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25 Mar 2023, 3:17 am

REALLY should have listened to Catherine's warning.



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25 Mar 2023, 3:39 am

Obsessed with the bizarre characteristics of other ppl. 8O



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25 Mar 2023, 4:41 am

Has a home among the gum trees,
With lots of plum trees,
A sheep or two and a kangaroo.



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25 Mar 2023, 4:45 am

She comes from a land down under. 8O



Quote:
Lyrics: Men At Work - Down Under

[Verse 1]
Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said

[Chorus]
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover

[Verse 2]
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
And he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said

[Chorus]
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah
[Verse 3]
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty"
And he said

[Chorus]
Oh! You come from a land down under? (Oh, yeah, yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Ah
You better run, you better take cover
('Cause we are) Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
(Hear, thunder) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better, better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? Oh, yeah
You better run, you better take cover
(We are) Living in a land down under, oh
Where women glow and men plunder
(Yeah, yeah) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Yeah, yeah, thunder)
You better run, you better take cover
Living in a land down under (Living in a land down under)
Where women glow and men plunder
(Oh) Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover



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25 Mar 2023, 6:19 am

Sits in the old gum tree.
Merry, merry king of the bush is he!



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25 Mar 2023, 8:59 am

Has been pushing the delete button constantly..



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26 Mar 2023, 1:31 am

Runs around at night with a torch clipped onto the back of his trousers and pretends that he is a firefly.



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26 Mar 2023, 11:10 am

Has been trying to promote the nearest shanty town as a wonderful place to call her home.



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27 Mar 2023, 6:46 am

Keeps a mushroom as a pet and is trying to teach it tricks



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27 Mar 2023, 6:52 am

Is a fungus that has learnt new tricks.



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27 Mar 2023, 7:02 am

does not exist past my computer screen. you're all figments of my imagination!


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27 Mar 2023, 7:14 am

Has narcissistic tendencies and thinks the universe is of their creative imagination.