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31 Aug 2024, 5:26 pm

All's fair in love and war

There couldn't be a more true phrase for me


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31 Aug 2024, 10:09 pm


Guys....Pay Attention !
This is how it's done.

Google you miserable bastards!
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11 Sep 2024, 11:29 am

I talked about a persistent, stalkery guy (B.O.) who liked me when I was young in another thread.

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I could find myself in the ministry [i.e. preaching] with that stalker Brother Onan (B.O.) yet again. When he's out, he ALWAYS puts me in his car group and makes me go to the doors with him even if it means spending an entire morning working a walking territory…just the two of us. If you can’t get someone to court your sorry ass, you can always use your authority to make it happen. (“Brothers” are in charge of deciding which people will work together. A penis is necessary for something as complex as that. When a penis is unavailable, we make do somehow, perhaps with the help of God's penis. :chin: ) I wish there was another single woman in our church. Or maybe not. B.O. should probably stay single.


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Anyway, his mom really liked me. I had the distinct impression that it was primarily because I had nice teeth. My teeth came up in general conversation on various occasions. She was a dental hygienist.



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16 Sep 2024, 4:36 pm

Show us your teeth.

(That ALMOST sounds wrong)



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16 Sep 2024, 9:52 pm

Carbonhalo wrote:
Show us your teeth.

(That ALMOST sounds wrong)

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Aren't they nice?



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16 Sep 2024, 10:47 pm

I've never been a big fan of filed teeth.



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16 Sep 2024, 10:50 pm

Ah. Well, you can't please everyone.



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16 Sep 2024, 11:03 pm

But I'll battle on trying to, starting with my friends. :D

Part of the reason I don't like filed teeth is I used to have to do alpaca dentistry.
Try holding the head still on an animal that weighs as much as you do while you take a diamond saw to their teeth.



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16 Sep 2024, 11:50 pm

My mother files her teeth with a nail file.


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17 Sep 2024, 12:21 am

At least I could use a piece of pool noodle to hold their jaws open while working on incisors and fighting teeth. For the molars it was a piece of #2 bastard file glued to a stick.
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23 Sep 2024, 3:13 pm

I think my bf's in love with either:

A. A version of me that only exists in his head

Or

B. A version of me that I'm completely unaware of

:lol:


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26 Sep 2024, 1:11 pm

When someone tells you that they will be there for you for the rest of your life does it necessarily mean they love you


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28 Sep 2024, 1:10 pm

I don't believe in soulmates


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28 Sep 2024, 1:52 pm

babybird wrote:
I don't believe in soulmates

I do but I think you can have several. I've had three.



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28 Sep 2024, 1:52 pm

babybird wrote:
When someone tells you that they will be there for you for the rest of your life does it necessarily mean they love you

I would say probably yes but I can't say for sure.



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28 Sep 2024, 2:36 pm

A health care professional said it to me so it confused me that's all


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