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27 Dec 2024, 8:03 pm

Because your phone is more of a dog person.

How do we know the sky is really blue and not pink, and it just *looks* blue to our eyes, but it's really pink?



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27 Dec 2024, 8:36 pm

Wrong! It's Purple.

Which two teams would you like to see compete in the next World Series Bowl?


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27 Dec 2024, 11:21 pm

The Waukesha Walruses and the Oconomowoc Potato-geese.

(Try pronouncing Wisconsin towns sometime ... great names here)

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28 Dec 2024, 4:32 pm

ME!

Did you believe that?


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31 Dec 2024, 5:29 pm

Of course. "Wrong Answers Only" is one of the most credible sources of information known to humanity. If it had come from "Right Answers Only" I'd be more skeptical.

What is grammatically incorrect about this sentence?


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31 Dec 2024, 6:18 pm

You forgot to add the quotation points.

Two tacos for bread and in the middle, ten tacos. What culinary abomination did I just create?


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31 Dec 2024, 7:17 pm

A taco stand.

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06 Jan 2025, 7:37 pm

Meet me.

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07 Jan 2025, 10:47 pm

We will all temporarily become frogs during the month of May, and when we change back to humans all our problems will be magically solved, but also everyone will be bald.

What's the easiest way to purée my laptop?


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08 Jan 2025, 4:22 pm

Use a circular saw to cut the laptop into reasonably-sized pieces and feed them into a blender.
Coincidentally, this is also the best way to remove sensitive information from your laptop.

Considering that "laptop" is a computer you can put on your lap, and that smartphones are computers...should smartphones be called "palmtops"?


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