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It rhymes with lyme.
That's how useful it is.


Just how useful lyme is?

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Lyme is useful for people who want to make key lime pie, but have no real limes and need a substitute. Lymes are artificial versions of limes but the name has been deliberately misspelled for legal reasons.

Are limes really just unripe lemons?

No. Limes are just giant naked kalamansi that hadn't been shrunken through natural fermentation.

If kalamansi is a type of lime limited to warm climates, which is just as limited to cold climates?

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The type of lime found in cold climates is limestone--it started as a lime, but then it froze and became stone.

Since penguins can't fly, should we build airplanes for them?

Penguins can't fly due to FAA regulations. In fact they could fly prior to the FAA being founded.

Should penguins attempt to argue their case in court and have those regulations lifted? They're already dressed for it, after all.

Penguins should just be patient. Trump seems to be intent on dissolving every part of the U.S. government.

Why do I like cats?

Because they're secretly witches whose magic spell is warping your brain and making you like them so they can use you to execute their evil plan to have their heads scratched.

(Hmm ... that might actually be the right answer)

My refrigerator is always running, so why is it still in my apartment?

It's not still in your apartment, it's just back in your apartment. It's learned your routine well-enough to plan it's running around your schedule. It must be a smart-fridge.

Speaking of which, have you managed to play Doom on it?

I played Doom on my fridge's ice dispenser and it's not even a Smart fridge.

What is yrnt?

Yarnt.

It means playing with yarn, but reality glitched that made you stop playing with it.
Effects range in mild cases, it's just classic annoying tangling or random knot spawning, your cat stole said yarn from you and fed it to your neighborhood dog who likes to shred fabric, or being too short as you play knit with one.

In severe cases it can cause sudden disappearances, or weird time and space travel (reappearing out of nowhere miles away without transport, displacement into an alternative timeline, disappearing for years and reappearing in a different time)...


What's the most popular case of getting yarnt?

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I recommend the yarns here.

How are those penguins doing?

Transcending into several dimensions through cyberspace. They're on track into a digital heaven, away from humanity.

And yes, it is sad.



How to NOT stop said penguins from doing that?

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Give them an avocado tortilla every morning with red wine. That way they'd be too drunk to attempt anything.

How to become a penguin?

Put a trout down your trousers and then act like a chicken.

Name an interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.

I name it Jeffrey.

I just found out that all of our knees are conspiring to destroy us. What should we do?

Give them some weed vapes and make them sing "Imagine" two times in the morning and three times before sleeping.

If you are left-wing knee, how can you join the right-wing party?