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24 Mar 2025, 2:09 pm

Go through the high-knee.

Why is that penguin over there giggling?!


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24 Mar 2025, 2:38 pm

He's watching Penguin cartoon network.

How to adopt a penguin?


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25 Mar 2025, 2:02 pm

The process for adopting a penguin varies from place to place. Since you live in the Antarctic all you have to do is find a cooperative penguin and adopt them. Usually a small fee is expected...for instance, sardines.

Why did you move to the Antarctic, by the way?


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25 Mar 2025, 3:50 pm

For the sunsets, mosquitos, sounds of turbojets flying over my house.

Where is the East Pole in relation to the South Pole?



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25 Mar 2025, 4:30 pm

The East Pole is right where my house is. Whenever my GPS starts to malfunction, that's how I know I'm not too far from home.

How does silence become deafening?


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25 Mar 2025, 5:46 pm

Silence becomes deafening when the silence increases in intensity.

Since when did the Earth orbit the Sun?



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25 Mar 2025, 5:50 pm

It never did. Everything orbits The Moon.

What does a chinchilla look like?


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25 Mar 2025, 5:53 pm

Chinchillas look like a rare species of flower that I once encountered whilst visiting Jupiter.

How hot is the Sun?



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25 Mar 2025, 5:57 pm

Hotter than your refrigerator, but colder than your freezer.

Why does the Sun take a whole day to cross the sky? Couldn't it move faster?


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25 Mar 2025, 5:59 pm

The Sun is but a mere illusion, a shared hallucination of humankind.

How green is a green light?



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25 Mar 2025, 6:16 pm

Slightly less green than the yellow light.

If there was a 4th spatial dimension, in which way would it go?



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25 Mar 2025, 10:28 pm

Maintaining deosil forward rotation...successive 4th dimensional transits are labelled.
Krungewards
Bögwise
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What would you name 8th dimensional space?



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26 Mar 2025, 4:24 am

Eduardo.

What is a good conversation starter to break the ice at a party?


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26 Mar 2025, 4:44 am

Throw said ice on someone's face. Both will break in one throw.



What's the fastest way to iron 120 loaves of clothing?


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26 Mar 2025, 5:27 am

Throw them all into washing machine and pour melted iron where you usually put detergent. Set fast cycle and temperature of 90C. For more effective ironing you can also put some coal ('bout 50g per 1KG of cloth) into the drum.

What is love?


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26 Mar 2025, 11:30 am

Love is a worn out old glove that has lost one of the fingers.

What is the best use for that separated, loose finger?


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