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IsabellaLinton
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02 Jun 2023, 11:06 pm

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14 Jun 2023, 8:38 pm

In my son's school, there's a kid named Ron. Everyone calls him Ronald Reagan. I'm constantly hearing about Ronald Reagan's exploits.

"You won't believe what Ronald Reagan did in the bathroom today."

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14 Jun 2023, 8:46 pm

i have a nephew named brad. when he was little, we were in a restaurant together, and little brad piped up with his menu request [he was precocious], and the waiter didn't pay him any mind. when the waiter walked away, brad yelled "YOU BASTARD!!" [this was after he heard my dad using similar language talking about somebody else] :lmao:



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14 Jun 2023, 8:48 pm

auntblabby wrote:
i have a nephew named brad. when he was little, we were in a restaurant together, and little brad piped up with his menu request [he was precocious], and the waiter didn't pay him any mind. when the waiter walked away, brad yelled "YOU BASTARD!!" [this was after he heard my dad using similar language talking about somebody else] :lmao:


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14 Jun 2023, 8:52 pm

When I was young and we got our inground swimming pool, we had a little neighbour named CD who was about four. You could see a bit through the slats in the wooden fence. He used to walk back and forth on his side of the fence calling out to my dad: "Sure is a nice pool you've got there, Mr Linton. Sure looks like fun to swim in that pool, Mr Linton. Sure is hot today, Mr Linton. Sure do loving swimming, Mr Linton ....."

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I can still hear his little voice.


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14 Jun 2023, 9:39 pm

^^^what an adorable child. :heart:



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19 Jun 2023, 2:54 pm

“Is it illegal to spit spit balls at someone?”



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19 Jun 2023, 7:18 pm

"what's so bad about burping and farting?"



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19 Jun 2023, 7:27 pm

When I smelled a rose, he said: “It smells like regret and broken dreams.”

He’s the funniest person I know, but I might be a bit biased. :lol:



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19 Jun 2023, 7:42 pm

^^^wise kid, him.



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19 Jun 2023, 10:15 pm

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When I smelled a rose, he said: “It smells like regret and broken dreams.”


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21 Jun 2023, 1:45 am

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When I was a kid and we had to write a letter to Santa at school each year and all the letters were published in the local small town newspaper.

I remember about 3rd grade when one of my classmates wrote something to the effect of: "We don't have a chimney so you will have to bust the door down."



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29 Jul 2023, 9:15 pm

“How annoying am I on a scale of 0 to 7.657?”



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29 Jul 2023, 9:19 pm

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When I smelled a rose, he said: “It smells like regret and broken dreams.”



:heart: Did he actually make that up?! He's a writer!


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29 Jul 2023, 9:21 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
When I smelled a rose, he said: “It smells like regret and broken dreams.”



:heart: Did he actually make that up?! He's a writer!

Yep, he made it up. He’s VERY creative. :heart:



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29 Jul 2023, 9:24 pm

Just like his beautiful and talented mama!


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