I don't understand why I can't get a woman! [! SATIRE !]

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I don’t know why I can’t get a woman. My penis is fantastic. I keep on sending pictures of it to women, but no one seems interested. Women just have impossibly high standards.

Why no one want me?!

Here’s something to add:

“I don’t understand why women won’t have my children. It’s my dream to be a father but women these days are too busy or not financially able to provide for me and my potential children!!”

^ “Tell me about it! It all went downhill when the birth control pill was invented. Now women are too busy working and gallivanting about when they should be in either the kitchen or the bedroom. The fact that men and women are built different proves it. It’s the end of Western civilization as we know it. Don’t even get me started on child rearing. You can’t even discipline your kids anymore without CPS showing up where they aren’t needed or wanted. The only advice I need on punishin’ children and the ol’ ball and chain can be found in the Bible.”

Just to make your life easier, I can't find a woman myself. I feel your pain.

This thread is satire. The OP wasn’t being serious.

Hunt her down and relocate near her, even if she's blocked you for five years because of fears for her safety. If she removed her entire voicemail service to avoid you, and/or she legally severed your relationship five years ago in court documents by going no-contact because you're an abusive ahole, ring her up somehow anyway on a Saturday night. Use a fake number to get through so you can freak her the F out and ruin her mother's date.


Maybe you can go for a soda and catch up!






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I reckon if there was a thread of the same name, with the word "woman" replaced with "man", there would be cries of misogyny.

This thread seems to have some misandrist overtones to it.

^ I'll take your word for it.

Bitter incels are obviously annoying and whiney, but I think this thread, reading some of the comments, seems a bit hateful in parts.

My post wasn't aimed at anything that you have recently said.

You can breathe easy!

This thread is not about all men, just a small subset of them. It’s pretty sad if people think that sharing experiences here regarding toxic behavior or worse is misandry.