I don't understand why I can't get a woman! [! SATIRE !]

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It is never going to get better. Like the unsharp toothed malnutrition hyena that is the outcast of the Matriarchy that selects and rejects mates.

We live on the bottom food-end destined to be graced with scraps of food if they let us.

Of course people will say, just move somewhere else. Apparently it is so easy.

I'm willing to pay them or take anyone I can, so I don't understand why they're so picky.

I do all the romantic things like grabbing her bootie in public, catcalling, delivering pizza to women customers, selling hoovers door to door, driving flashy cars right past her, or outright ignoring her as I hide at home telling other people it's the women's fault ...

I'm just never good enough no matter how much I woo.

#metoo is such a drag. Women are just being drama queens when they complain about harassment. They need to lighten the f**k up.

I don’t know why women won’t harass me. Women just don’t know what it’s like to be horny and lonely. If they did, they would be interested in my tighty-whitey covered willy.

Birth control shmirth control! It’s not my problem if she doesn’t want kids or she gets thrown in jail for ending a pregnancy. She needs to get copper wires implanted in her lady bits or take a tiny pill every day that will alter her body chemistry, so she’s always ready for sex. There’s no way I’m using condoms because that’s not natural for men, and I’m not the one getting knocked up!

If she can’t stand the heat she should get out of the kitchen and just have the kid. How hard can it be? I’ll leave her alone and not interfere at all. Besides, they can’t prove it’s mine if I haven’t done Ancestry DNA before skipping town!

I just don't get it.

this was ironically how my father won over my mother. He would go to the women's college dorm (1959?) and serenade her with a guitar playing Elvis.

https://youtu.be/3w9hF_nIRgk?si=AR9E3hBfz2jY1HJh

I have problems with the how to describe the focus of one's romantic interest.
"Target", while accurate, feels too objectifying...I may as well say "victim"

I didn't wade through all 50 pages so I may be duplicating concepts, but I'm intrigued by yet another tall guy in WP.
It just feels statistically unlikely there would be a concentration here unless Buenos Aires has an aspie cluster.(I have never been anywhere else with so many people taller than me)

So, maybe the OP just forgot to put a sock down his pants.
Another possibility I came up with (in Mexico) was being TOO tall.
So many women, being faced with my groin, would look up, hand covering a giggle.
My first long term relationship used to walk with me with a hand around my leg, since my waist was too high for comfort.
Sounds like a subject for a new thread