Okay, on to my personal beliefs. On a good day, I will test the following results at the belief-o-matic (q.v.):
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (98%)
3. Liberal Quakers (92%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (82%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (73%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (68%)
7. Eastern Orthodox (66%)
8. Roman Catholic (66%)
9. Bah�'� Faith (65%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (64%)
11. Reform Judaism (64%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (64%)
13. New Age (58%)
14. Sikhism (57%)
15. Neo-Pagan (57%)
16. Jainism (54%)
17. Hinduism (54%)
18. Secular Humanism (53%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (49%)
20. Taoism (49%)
21. Islam (44%)
22. New Thought (43%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist)(39%)
24. Scientology (38%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
26. Nontheist (33%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
On a bad day, it may be something like this:
1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (99%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
4. Sikhism (95%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (94%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (89%)
7. Jainism (87%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
9. Hinduism (84%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (82%)
11. Neo-Pagan (80%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (77%)
13. Islam (76%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
15. New Age (71%)
16. New Thought (71%)
17. Scientology (66%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (59%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (57%)
21. Secular Humanism (57%)
22. Taoism (54%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (48%)
24. Roman Catholic (48%)
25. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (44%)
26. Nontheist (41%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
When I take the Catholic test, I may come out either as this:
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You are a liberal Catholic
You love the church, but you'd like to see some changes in certain areas--birth control, divorce, the role of women--where official teaching seems disconnected from contemporary experience. Your favorite hymn is probably "On Eagle's Wings" and your favorite pope is John XXIII. You admire Dorthy Day and like the philosophy behind movies like "Dead Man Walking."
or this:
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You are a progressive Catholic
As far as you're concerned, the church needs to make radical changes in its teachings and structure to bring about social justice, especially on issues relating to minorities and women. You admire people like Mitch Snyder and Daniel Berrigan, and think Catholics need to embrace the theology of writers like John Dominic Crossan. Your idea of a great movie is "The Last Temptation of Christ."
or, on days such as this, exactly in the middle of these two.
But I usually don't like to label my beliefs; it will give people the wrong idea.
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"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And beauty stayed his hand. And from that day on, he was as one dead."