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cpoole2008
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08 Jan 2010, 2:41 pm

I've been looking for mrs. right for almost 20 years now, but i still haven't her. can somebody give me some advice on how to look attractive toward the ladies?



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08 Jan 2010, 2:49 pm

I don't know. Have you brushed your teeth lately? Taken a bath?



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08 Jan 2010, 3:36 pm

Speaking of baths. This one guy that I knew didn't shower for 3 days and he only had 1 towel. No lie! :roll:


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08 Jan 2010, 5:47 pm

everytime there will be subtle differences.

Recently while at the DMV I sat next to a beautiful member of the fairer sex, trying to picker her up. She seemed attractive, yet she seemed to show anguish in her responses to me. At some point she talked to a female sitting next to me, when I heard the husband that was a serious warning sign. the next thing I did was attept to follow the Austin Powers mantra of visualizing Fmr British Prime minister Margaret Thatcher in a shower, just to turn me off. Out of respect for the dead stateswoman I decided to try and visualize Sen. Edward M Kennedy in a shower instead.

the only advice I can offer is
1) do NOT scratch one'sself in the presence of a lady, no matter how badly you itch
2) DO NOT even Joke about violence
3) remember her name
4) no mumbling
5) The Lion's dating strategy of killing all the cubs of the previous resident male to bring the lioness into estrus will NOT work with humans. anyone who tries it will rightfully be sent to prison.

Now I have my courtship display I need to work on.



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09 Jan 2010, 5:20 pm

AspiInLV wrote:
everytime there will be subtle differences.

Recently while at the DMV I sat next to a beautiful member of the fairer sex, trying to picker her up. She seemed attractive, yet she seemed to show anguish in her responses to me. At some point she talked to a female sitting next to me, when I heard the husband that was a serious warning sign. the next thing I did was attept to follow the Austin Powers mantra of visualizing Fmr British Prime minister Margaret Thatcher in a shower, just to turn me off. Out of respect for the dead stateswoman I decided to try and visualize Sen. Edward M Kennedy in a shower instead.

the only advice I can offer is
1) do NOT scratch one'sself in the presence of a lady, no matter how badly you itch
2) DO NOT even Joke about violence
3) remember her name
4) no mumbling
5) The Lion's dating strategy of killing all the cubs of the previous resident male to bring the lioness into estrus will NOT work with humans. anyone who tries it will rightfully be sent to prison.

Now I have my courtship display I need to work on.


Sen. Edward M Kennedy in a shower - LOL - only if you are gay and have a crush on him :P



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09 Jan 2010, 5:52 pm

Well, I'd look for "Miss" or "Ms" right, because women who go by Mrs. are married and likely will not want to have an affair.

That's my advice.



(This is why I shouldn't be allowed to talk, all I do is crack jokes and nothing ever ends up getting done. Sorry, everyone).


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09 Jan 2010, 7:06 pm

AspiInLV wrote:
the next thing I did was attept to follow the Austin Powers mantra of visualizing Fmr British Prime minister Margaret Thatcher in a shower, just to turn me off. Out of respect for the dead stateswoman I decided to try and visualize Sen. Edward M Kennedy in a shower instead.

Margaret Thatcher is not dead yet :( , but her brain has gone to mush.
Ted Kennedy on the other hand is.



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12 Jan 2010, 3:13 pm

heliocopters wrote:
Well, I'd look for "Miss" or "Ms" right, because women who go by Mrs. are married and likely will not want to have an affair.

That's my advice.



(This is why I shouldn't be allowed to talk, all I do is crack jokes and nothing ever ends up getting done. Sorry, everyone).
you know what i just realized today?
"Mrs." is short for "Mistress"

I'd always wondered why "Mrs." had a letter 'R' in it, if it's pronunciation didn't have the letter sound. Now i know. It's prolly because the word "mistress" has such negative adulterous connotations these days, but in most dictionary definitions, it's actually mostly just is defined as a woman with authority skill in something or the female head of a household (wife). Only 1 out of 10 of it's definitions were of the extramarital kind.


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13 Jan 2010, 11:12 pm

you've got to take steps to open your window of opportunity for more women. things like getting in shape, apparel and most important your confidence.



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13 Jan 2010, 11:29 pm

1st step.
Try to look for Ms. Right instead of Mrs., you'll have a lot more luck looking for a women whose not married.


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13 Jan 2010, 11:38 pm

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13 Jan 2010, 11:44 pm

maybe you did find her but decided to let her go while you were searching for Mrs. Impossible-to-accomplish-ideal.


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14 Jan 2010, 7:02 pm

Girls only like guys with skillz.

Can you do anything useful like count matchsticks really quickly?



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14 Jan 2010, 7:15 pm

GingerAspie wrote:
Girls only like guys with skillz.

Can you do anything useful like count matchsticks really quickly?


that however is not always true. Just throw your self into the mix go to a bar or something. Somewhere its already social that way it isnt entirely awkward just to talk to someone.



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14 Jan 2010, 8:22 pm

AspiInLV wrote:
everytime there will be subtle differences.

Recently while at the DMV I sat next to a beautiful member of the fairer sex, trying to picker her up. She seemed attractive, yet she seemed to show anguish in her responses to me. At some point she talked to a female sitting next to me, when I heard the husband that was a serious warning sign. the next thing I did was attept to follow the Austin Powers mantra of visualizing Fmr British Prime minister Margaret Thatcher in a shower, just to turn me off. Out of respect for the dead stateswoman I decided to try and visualize Sen. Edward M Kennedy in a shower instead.

the only advice I can offer is
1) do NOT scratch one'sself in the presence of a lady, no matter how badly you itch
2) DO NOT even Joke about violence
3) remember her name
4) no mumbling
5) The Lion's dating strategy of killing all the cubs of the previous resident male to bring the lioness into estrus will NOT work with humans. anyone who tries it will rightfully be sent to prison.

Now I have my courtship display I need to work on.



And remember her birthday and be there when it comes.

Also shower, bath, keep your clothes clean, pick up after yourself, brush your teeth.