Why did _____ cross the road?

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30 Jan 2010, 10:26 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did I cross the road? Why did the big red button cross the road?

Just answer the above question and then make your own.

So, why did I cross the road?

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30 Jan 2010, 11:05 pm

You needed to get to a computer to post this new game.

Why did Monk cross the road?

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30 Jan 2010, 11:08 pm

He was facing one of his fears, and escaping three.

Why did the pie cross the road?

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30 Jan 2010, 11:13 pm

To get some cherries.

Why did the banana peel cross the road?

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30 Jan 2010, 11:16 pm

Meadow wrote:

Why did the banana peel cross the road?

Because you tossed it. Now go pick it up. Everyone saw you.

fidelis wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it's a bloody chicken. It doesn't know better than to walk through traffic. The modern chicken is the result of many many generations of selective breeding by humans, and has been designed to be a very dumb bird with very little in the way of survival instinct. So to answer your question, the chicken crossed the road because it was lucky enough not to get run over by a Mazda or scared to death by a stop light.

fidelis wrote:

Why did I cross the road?

Because the map was outdated and still included that road they shut down a couple of years ago, so in order to not repeat the mistake of trying to take that now nonexistent shortcut, you made the wise decision of taking a marker to it and crossing it out.

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Why did the big red button cross the road?

Because it bloody felt like it, alright? Don't push it.

Why did the homeopath cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 12:09 am

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Why did the homeopath cross the road?

because he knew if he just diluted the molecule from the other side of the road down to just a vague memory of the other side of the road, no one would have to cross to the other side again.

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31 Jan 2010, 12:13 am

Why did sinsboldly cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 12:24 am

syzygyish wrote:

Why did sinsboldly cross the road?

To moderate the forums

Why did the road cross the chicken?

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31 Jan 2010, 12:40 am

This is a complex relationship. It has been understood that chickens cross roads. In return people repaired roads. And the human gets to eat the chicken for it's crime of crossing the road. But now humans don't seem to be taking proper care of the roads, and the roads will retaliate in the best way possible: defying the current mindset of the world. By the road crossing the chicken, Humans lose all sense of reality and start posting useless threads online. This way people eat less chicken, balancing out the relationship.

Why did the 1992 IBM cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 1:30 am

Elementary_Physics wrote:

syzygyish wrote:

Why did sinsboldly cross the road?

To moderate the forums

Why did the road cross the chicken?

some times some of the road crosses the muskrat

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31 Jan 2010, 1:34 am

You guys are slaughtering this thread. :lol:

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31 Jan 2010, 2:17 am

Why did CockneyRebel cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 2:20 am

to make a "big big deal"

Why did the doctor cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 2:35 am

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Why did the banana peel cross the road?

To get away from Ray Comfort.

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Why did the homeopath cross the road?

Because he wanted to go on holiday to a country thousands of kilometres away, and figured that the best way to get there was to walk a small distance in the opposite direction.

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Why did the doctor cross the road?

To get away from the homeopath.

Why did Hitler cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 3:05 am

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why did hitler cross the road?

To puke in privacy after seeing a Jew get murdered.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Art Linkletter cross the road?

To change his colostamy bag.

Why did Lady GaGa cross the road?

To get an abortion.

Why did the potato cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 3:34 am

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Why did the potato cross the road?

to run away

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