Peeping Tom- Who has booby trap schematics?

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01 Apr 2010, 4:47 pm

The night before last, one of my neighbors saw another one of my neighbors trying to get an eye-full through my bedroom window. He was right outside the window on a wooden railroad tie that is on the ground below my window. We notified the landlords, who say they will let us handle it. My mom dug up her yuccas from another flowerbed and planted them beneath my window and placed some pine straw around to disguise a nice big fire-ant hill that is there too. The yuccas have some pointy ends that hurt, in case you don't know abut them.

I am ready to get medieval right now and make some booby traps, but I have cats and dogs that could get hurt. Does anyone have any suggestions? Our neighbor is going to call the Sheriff next time if she sees it again, of course.



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01 Apr 2010, 4:50 pm

really anything bigger that a 9mm round is good for stopping people from doing what you dont want them to



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01 Apr 2010, 5:08 pm

Yeah but it is catching them in the act that I am interested in. It takes me a minute to get outside, so I want to make sure he gets a little something even if I don't catch him. I have a dog that would rip him to pieces, but she sleeps with me and would not want to be outside at night.

The problem with guns here is that the law is not on my side if I shoot him outside, especially if he isn't armed. They have to be drawing a weapon outside for you to legally shoot them. If he were to come inside I would have every right to load him up. I really want to avoid traumatizing my child, as well.



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01 Apr 2010, 5:19 pm

Hmm, how about a board with some long rusty nails in it, placed on top of that railroad tie. And maybe a little barbed wire where his hands would be (window sill?).

It's too bad they don't "glue traps" big enough for humans. Then you just call the cops for removal/disposal. 8)



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01 Apr 2010, 6:02 pm

Record him doing it with a cam. Or place a cam so he can see it but not reach it outside but don't record if you doing want. Sensor lights that detect motion are great. Mud is always good. Small containers full of water if nothing else.



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01 Apr 2010, 6:40 pm

Some good suggestions so far! I just thought of some cow poop outside soo, or something very stinky that is hard to get off his shoes. It may leave proof he was there, too, if it stays on his shoes. The only problem is that the same substance can get on my cats too.

Thanks everyone- keep them coming too!



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01 Apr 2010, 7:58 pm

I have a Nuka Grenade and Bottlecap Mine schematics. :)



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01 Apr 2010, 8:27 pm

After he leaves his foot prints you can pour plaster in them and make casts of them. Empty tin cans or tin cans with small rocks that will make a good deal of racket when kicked. Leave them positioned in the area of your window. Also small rope tied to something firm, to trip him. Or netting with empty tin cans tied to them, placed where he could get his foot tangled.



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01 Apr 2010, 9:52 pm

Not an overly serious suggestion here, but maybe buy a large realistic looking plastic gun, and put it somewhere noticeable.



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01 Apr 2010, 10:04 pm

Apple_in_my_Eye wrote:
Not an overly serious suggestion here, but maybe buy a large realistic looking plastic gun, and put it somewhere noticeable.


LOL I have a real one.



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01 Apr 2010, 10:16 pm

pumibel wrote:
Apple_in_my_Eye wrote:
Not an overly serious suggestion here, but maybe buy a large realistic looking plastic gun, and put it somewhere noticeable.


LOL I have a real one.


Can't leave a real gun in plain view for the kids to get at, though.

Could bring home a human silloette target with lots of tightly groups holes in the head area, and put it prominently on the wall, then. And maybe write on it "if you're close enough to read this, you're going end up looking just like it." 8)



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01 Apr 2010, 10:19 pm

Yeah- that is good! It would be great to have something that would pop up and scare him, but it would likely scare me too, and I would pee the bed.



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02 Apr 2010, 3:31 am

a sensor light thingy that comes on and lights up a sign that says "smile for the camera" :lol:
something noisy to trip over right at the edge of light sensor zone
And a dog door
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02 Apr 2010, 4:44 am

If he's climbing up on a railroad tie then he probably uses a handhold somewhere to pull himself up. A few old razorblades glued to that hand hold will probably sort him out.



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02 Apr 2010, 7:52 am

Quote:

Sea Shepherd goes for stink bombs


Sea Shepherd's activist vessel is back at sea, harassing the Japanese whaling fleet in Antarctica - by lobbing aboard stink bombs.

After refuelling in Melbourne, the Steve Irwin steamed to intercept the slower factory ship Nisshin Maru, which it is now shadowing in an attempt to prevent the landing of whales.

Yesterday, Sea Shepherd has stated, the Irwin's crew lobbed 'over two dozen bottles of rotten butter' aboard the factory ship in an attempt to make life as uncomfortable as possible for its crew.

The butter created a stench which should 'remain for days'. According to one Irwin crew-member, the Irwin later dropped off 'half a mile to starboard', as the subsequent stink was 'too bad to stay any closer'.

Also lobbed on to the Nisshin Maru's decks were 'packets of a slippery chemical' which 'becomes even more slippery with water' and, difficult to wash off the decks, should 'make it very difficult to cut up the whales'.

'I guess we can call this non-violent chemical warfare,' said Captain Paul Watson of the Steve Irwin. 'We only use organic, non-toxic materials designed to harass and obstruct illegal whaling operations



If you can stop a Japanese whaling fleet with this I'm sure it will be effective on a Peeping Tom.
Takes days to wash off. No need to harm the guy . Rancid butter is pretty much mediveal siege stuff and most effective when mixed with water shower from hosepipe. Condom for liquid butter
hosepipe 5 second first to wet target.



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02 Apr 2010, 9:29 am

memesplice wrote:
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Sea Shepherd goes for stink bombs


Sea Shepherd's activist vessel is back at sea, harassing the Japanese whaling fleet in Antarctica - by lobbing aboard stink bombs.

After refuelling in Melbourne, the Steve Irwin steamed to intercept the slower factory ship Nisshin Maru, which it is now shadowing in an attempt to prevent the landing of whales.

Yesterday, Sea Shepherd has stated, the Irwin's crew lobbed 'over two dozen bottles of rotten butter' aboard the factory ship in an attempt to make life as uncomfortable as possible for its crew.

The butter created a stench which should 'remain for days'. According to one Irwin crew-member, the Irwin later dropped off 'half a mile to starboard', as the subsequent stink was 'too bad to stay any closer'.

Also lobbed on to the Nisshin Maru's decks were 'packets of a slippery chemical' which 'becomes even more slippery with water' and, difficult to wash off the decks, should 'make it very difficult to cut up the whales'.

'I guess we can call this non-violent chemical warfare,' said Captain Paul Watson of the Steve Irwin. 'We only use organic, non-toxic materials designed to harass and obstruct illegal whaling operations



If you can stop a Japanese whaling fleet with this I'm sure it will be effective on a Peeping Tom.
Takes days to wash off. No need to harm the guy . Rancid butter is pretty much mediveal siege stuff and most effective when mixed with water shower from hosepipe. Condom for liquid butter
hosepipe 5 second first to wet target.


I love it! What an excellent idea. I'm filing this one away for my own use someday. :twisted: