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Well, I confess I stole these questions from a website. Please don't beat me.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in love with?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
14. Last food that you ate?
15. Where were you last week at this time?
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
17. When is the last time you ran?
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
19. What is your favorite animal?
20. Your dream vacation?
21. Last person's house you were in?
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
23. Have you been in love?
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
25. Last play you saw?
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
29. Next trip you are going to take?
30. Ever go to camp?
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
32. What do you want to know about the future?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
35. Where is your best friend?
36. How is your best friend?
37. Do you have a tan?
38. What are you listening to right now?
39. Do you collect anything?
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
43. What does your last text message say?
44. Do you like hot sauce?
45. Last time you took a shower?
46. Do you need to do laundry?
47. What is your heritage?
48. Are you someone's best friend?
49. Are you rich?
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

(I'll answer them myself in my next post.)

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
I was sitting by the computer.

2. Who are you in love with?
No one at the moment.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes, I have. When I was younger.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes, there is. A jewellery box.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Two weeks ago.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
No, I'm not.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
I have no car.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
2nd July this year.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No, I haven't.

10. Are you hot?
No.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Milk.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Sport trousers, a sport t-shirt. Because it's comfortable.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
We have no car, but when we did, we let the car wash do it.

14. Last food that you ate?
Fish and mashed potatoes.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
In the bed. I was asleep.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No, I haven't.

17. When is the last time you ran?
Yesterday. I was so excited.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Soccer.

19. What is your favorite animal?
Rats.

20. Your dream vacation?
A trip to England.

21. Last person's house you were in?
My grandmother's sister's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Cracked lips.

23. Have you been in love?
Yes, I have.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes, I do.

25. Last play you saw?
I don't understand the question.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
That's not my pidgeon ...

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Sitting by the computer.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I don't know what MySpace is.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
To England or Finland.

30. Ever go to camp?
Yes.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Not really.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Am I going to live alone?

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No, I'm not.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
No, I'm not.

35. Where is your best friend?
In Norway.

36. How is your best friend?
Understanding, helpful and she's always there for me.

37. Do you have a tan?
No, I don't.

38. What are you listening to right now?
My rats.

39. Do you collect anything?
Yes, I do. Old coins.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My little sister.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Has never happened.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes, I have.

43. What does your last text message say?
"You are lovely."

44. Do you like hot sauce?
No, I don't.

45. Last time you took a shower?
Three days ago.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
No, I don't.

47. What is your heritage?
I'm Swedish, Norwegian and Finnish.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I'm told so.

49. Are you rich?
No, I'm not.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Fighting with my dad.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Same place. In my chair at my desk.

2. Who are you in love with?
No one. I do like some peoplet. I don't love anyone in that way at the moment, however.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Nope! I've tasted them, though.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yeah, a signed mug my friends got me for my birthday.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Monday.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
It's my moms, but yeah.. Maybe. XD No.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
A while ago. However, my "town" is quite large.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No.

10. Are you hot?
I don't think so.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Wasser!

12. What are you wearing right now?
A shirt, underwear, and basketball shorts.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Car wash does it. We don't have a hose.

14. Last food that you ate?
Chicken pate on bread.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
In the same room. Asleep. XD

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nope.

17. When is the last time you ran?
I think the day before yesterday. I was hyper.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Good grief. I don't know.

19. What is your favorite animal?
Snakes of any kind.

20. Your dream vacation?
So many places. I would love to go herping in Florida with a hot guy.

21. Last person's house you were in?
Aside from mine? My friend Caroline's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Stitches.

23. Have you been in love?
I think so. Well, I loved. But they didn't love me back. So no.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
A bit.

25. Last play you saw?
Blast! What was the name. Grrr. Some witty comedy.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Erm... Boobs? I don't have any secret weapons that give me an advantage.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
It's the morning. I plan to sleep. Tonight, I will bum 'round the comp.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I think this guy named Shawn. I haven't used myspace in like, a year.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Maybe Spain.

30. Ever go to camp?
Yes! I LOVE my summer camp!

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
No. But I'll be taking AP courses.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Who I marry.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Nope.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Yeah.

35. Where is your best friend?
One in Kanlica, one in Kansas.

36. How is your best friend?
They are doing well.

37. Do you have a tan?
Yeah, and a goofy tan line.

38. What are you listening to right now?
Some Jackdaws outside.

39. Do you collect anything?
Swords. Knives. Model cars.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Ehehehehe......

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Never.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Of course!

43. What does your last text message say?
"your kinda place in Prague" (with an image attached)

44. Do you like hot sauce?
I love it.

45. Last time you took a shower?
I've been home alone, ok?

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Lol, yeah.

47. What is your heritage?
Turkish, Dutch, English, Welsh, Irish, and I believe a smidgen of French somewhere.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I really hope so.

49. Are you rich?
No.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Internet...

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
at napping in my bedroom

2. Who are you in love with?
Adrienne hehe

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
maybe when i was little i might've nibbled on one

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
blanket on the couch. no idea whose.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Lol, just today actually. First time in awhile. Mostly just hung out at the barnes & noble there though and read books.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
and shoes, i just got dropped off at my dad's place

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
i wish

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
idk, few days ago?

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
nopeeee, though i rented some

10. Are you hot?
recently, i've been told so.
but personally i've always thought i was average

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
waterrrr

12. What are you wearing right now?
take a guess

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
depends on how lazy i'm feeling

14. Last food that you ate
jelly filled cinnamon roll

15. Where were you last week at this time?
no clue, i forget. Online maybes?

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
nope, but i could use some new shoes...

17. When is the last time you ran?
couples days ago. Ran about a mile or so

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
don't careeee

19. What is your favorite animal?
i can't decideeee :////

20. Your dream vacation?
somewhere romantic with my GF . Maybe tropical ?

21. Last person's house you were in?
in my dad's right now

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
broke my collar bone when i was born. Ouchh

23. Have you been in love?
Yessir !

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
very muchhh :////

25. Last play you saw?
i have no idea...xD

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
i've gotten alot of girls telling me i have pretty eyes.
so prolly those if anything i'm guessing xD

27. What are your plans for tonight?
sleep, chat, whatever

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Adrienne to tell her i love herrr hehe

29. Next trip you are going to take?
going camping/fishing with my family this coming week

30. Ever go to camp?
nopeee *shakes head*

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
only once in 3rd or 4th grade xD

32. What do you want to know about the future?
i'd wanna see what my future with my GF is like and whether there's kids, and how the weddings goes, etc

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
not currently

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
pretty soon actually. August 23rd

35. Where is your best friend?
one is in Alaska, the other is downstairs playing video games

36. How is your best friend?
seems to be doing alright

37. Do you have a tan?
nope, not yet

38. What are you listening to right now?
nothing actually

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In bed having a nap
2. Who are you in love with?
Ohh no, you're not getting an answer to that one
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, are they tasty?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes, a speel of cotton thread
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
This morning
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Yes, my car is worth $16,000
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Wednesday night
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Nope
10. Are you hot?
I like to think I am
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Alcoholic or not? I haven't consumed anything in almost 18 hours
12. What are you wearing right now?
Purple skinny jeans, black long sleeve knit top
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I wash my car
14. Last food that you ate?
Yoghurt
15. Where were you last week at this time?
At home
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Yes I bought a new top on Thursday
17. When is the last time you ran?
Early last week to escape the rain
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Don't watch sports
19. What is your favorite animal?
Tigers
20. Your dream vacation?
Japan
21. Last person's house you were in?
Apart from my own? My dad's I think
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Sprained ankle, no seriously, never broken a single bone before
23. Have you been in love?
Yes
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
I think so
25. Last play you saw?
We don't have a theatre here
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My lady parts
27. What are your plans for tonight?
I'm going to a linedance social with my mother
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I'm not on myspace
29. Next trip you are going to take?
Up north in October to see my new nephew or niece
30. Ever go to camp?
I went to three camps in my school years
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
No HA!
32. What do you want to know about the future?
Will I become a crazy cat lady?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Garnier deodorant
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I really should see my doc in the next few weeks
35. Where is your best friend?
Best friend? Melbi I guess, she's on the gold coast
36. How is your best friend?
Fine I think, a bit lonely, concentrating hard on her studies for this semester
37. Do you have a tan?
If pasty white is a colour then yes
38. What are you listening to right now?
My heater
39. Do you collect anything?
Clothes, shoes, junk
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
I really dunno
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Some months ago for a random breath test
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes, butu I prefer bigger mouthfuls
43. What does your last text message say?
I don't use my phone much
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Nope
45. Last time you took a shower?
Earlier today
46. Do you need to do laundry?
Not right now
47. What is your heritage?
English/irish/scottish/german
48. Are you someone's best friend?
I don't know
49. Are you rich?
Not particularly
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
farting about here on WP, posting elsewhere online, playing Second Life

Intriguing.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In Metairie

2. Who are you in love with?
Everything and nothing

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes, I tried the Macaroni and Cheese crayon, only to be dissapointed that it did not taste like Macaroni and Cheese.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Eh... Stuffed pink monkey,

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Like two months ago

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Erg...I think so.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Wait me driving out of town or leaving? Leaving would be a week ago.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Yesh, went to a prescreening of Scott Pilgrim VS the World on Wednesday. Good stuff

10. Are you hot?
Well, i'm not cold...Lukewarm

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Perrier

12. What are you wearing right now?
Woot.shirt shirt and forest green shorts

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Erm, both?

14. Last food that you ate?
Fruit strip

15. Where were you last week at this time?
In a condo

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nopers

17. When is the last time you ran?
I ran in the theatre earlier today.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Football, Who Dat!

19. What is your favorite animal?
So many, man...so many

20. Your dream vacation?
Going everywhere

21. Last person's house you were in?
Old friend

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broke both of my arms, got the casts taken off. Shortly afterwards I cut my leg open on some broken glass. I got to what my bone looked like.

23. Have you been in love?
Shore

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yesh

25. Last play you saw?
Wicked

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Rain dances

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Shleep

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
erg...No MySpace

29. Next trip you are going to take?
No se

30. Ever go to camp?
Yes, twas madness.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Nope

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Where the monkey it's going

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Nope

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Nope

35. Where is your best friend?
In a mystical land

36. How is your best friend?
Mystical

37. Do you have a tan?
Bah hah...no.

38. What are you listening to right now?
Nada

39. Do you collect anything?
Dead insects

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Too many to list

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Never

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Soitainly

43. What does your last text message say?
Because I do!

44. Do you like hot sauce?
I'm from down south and proudly love me some hot sauce

45. Last time you took a shower?
Yesterday

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Probably

47. What is your heritage?
French, Irish, and something else.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Shore

49. Are you rich?
I am so not totally loaded

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Dancing to the rhthym of life.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Home most likely on computer listening to music

2. Who are you in love with?
No one unless having a crush, obsession & idolosing Miranda Cosgrove counts

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
I don't think so

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
I have some color blindness so I'm not really sure but there mite be on CD artwork or something

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
I don't remember I don't go often & I almost never buy anything there. I mainly go cuz I'm with others who need to got there for something

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
No

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
I cant drive so I don't own a car

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
I cant drive so never

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I went last nite & saw Dinner for Schmucks

10. Are you hot? I'm extremely unattractive but I'm felling hot cuz I live in south Louisiana & parents won't let me lower the AC below 78

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
I don't' drink alcohol but I'm drinking Barqs root-beer rite now

12. What are you wearing right now?
Only my underwear cuz it's hot here & I'm getting ready to go shower

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I sometimes have to help wash my parents cars. They never use the wash

14. Last food that you ate?
Fired catfish, fried shrimp, fried eggplant & french-fries for supper earlier. I ate a couple Oreo cookies a little while ago

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Probably on computer listening to music

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
I bought a shirt online a week ago along with some CDs that came in earlier

17. When is the last time you ran?
I'm not sure

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I HATE sports. Does watching those Bring It On cheer-leading movies count


19. What is your favorite animal?
I'm not sure

20. Your dream vacation?
Spending time at home while my parents are gone on vaction

21. Last person's house you were in?
My mom's aunt's

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
either slashing my arm 7 years ago or stepping on an axle for an old laundry cart about 4 years ago while I was barefoot

23. Have you been in love?
Yes

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss Emily

25. Last play you saw?
I'm not sure if I've seen a play sense I was in school

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I'm a helpless loser so I play on their nature to help cuz I'm a charity case

27. What are your plans for tonight?
go shower then stay on computer till I go to bed

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I'm not sure I don't have many friends on there but I have it listed in my pro here if anyone wants to add me

29. Next trip you are going to take?
I hate trips. It's been a long time sense I've been on one & I probably won't go on another anytime soon

30. Ever go to camp?
Does going camping with my parents when I was a kid count

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
I s#ck in most academic stuff

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Something that can help me find someone to share my life with

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
I'm a guy who has sinus problems so HELL no

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
I'm not on any meds so unless I get sick or something; probably not but I will probably go to my dentist for a twice a year cleaning & checkup

35. Where is your best friend?
I don't really have a best fried but a guy I guess is my best friend is probably working rite now

36. How is your best friend?
in debt(just finalized his bankruptcy & he owes me a lot of money) He's probably hurt over some girl unless a girl he just met smiled at him

37. Do you have a tan?
I don't like being outdoors so no

38. What are you listening to right now?
Worm Quartet

39. Do you collect anything?
I used to collect things but I don't collect things nowadays

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
probably people in my family

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
I don't drive & I never had any problems with the law

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
at restaurants/fast-food places

43. What does your last text message say?
I'm in Houma. double check 4 me

44. Do you like hot sauce?
No

45. Last time you took a shower?
This morning

46. Do you need to do laundry?
I did it earlier

47. What is your heritage?
My mom's side has some cajun frech from my grandma but I don't know much else

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes

49. Are you rich?
I wish I was then I'd have a much easier time finding someone to love me

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Probably sleeping cuz I was tired

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
On the computer.

2. Who are you in love with?
Nobody.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
A small piece of plastic on a microphone plug for my computer.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Summer 2009. I hate the mall.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
No.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
It's probably worth about $2,000.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Last Sunday for church.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No.

10. Are you hot?
I guess I'm average looking.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Iced tea.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Sweat pants.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I haven't even hosed it off in months. I live next door to a field so it's futile. I just leave my car a dustball.

14. Last food that you ate?
Ice cream.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Probably on the computer.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No.

17. When is the last time you ran?
I can't.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
I don't know, probably NASCAR.

19. What is your favorite animal?
Guinea pigs.

20. Your dream vacation?
Israel.

21. Last person's house you were in?
Someone from church for a meeting about Sunday school.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
A disc in my back that is damaged.

23. Have you been in love?
Yes.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
My guinea pig.

25. Last play you saw?
?

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
HA! That's a laugh.

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Go to sleep as soon as my meds kick in.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I don't use MySpace.

29. Next trip you are going to take?
None planned.

30. Ever go to camp?
Yes, with the boy scouts.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Rarely.

32. What do you want to know about the future?
The winning numbers for multiple huge lottery jackpots.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Yes.

35. Where is your best friend?
Southern California.

36. How is your best friend?
Doing well.

37. Do you have a tan?
No.

38. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.

39. Do you collect anything?
Guns.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Probably my barber. I can't tell her anything I wouldn't want put on Yahoo.com's front page.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
December 27, 2007.

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes.

43. What does your last text message say?
I don't use text messaging.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
No.

45. Last time you took a shower?
This afternoon.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
No but soon.

47. What is your heritage?
German, Jewish, British, Irish, French Canadian.

48. Are you someone's best friend?
I'm not sure. They are definitely a great friend that I can tell anything I am willing to talk about though.

49. Are you rich?
HA! Hardly.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
I was on the computer.

at my house on the far side of shelton.



at the risk of sounding conceited, i am learning to love myself. but so far nobody else has deemed it a worthy thing to enter my life and brighten it.



no, but i remember as a child reading about a dog who ate a pack of crayons and crapped bundles of multicolored turds all over the lawn of its owner.



there is an old weathered sun-faded red leather couch which has faded to the same kind of pink as an old sick cow.



i honestly can't remember, it has been so long.



no, just fuzzy slippers.



yes, but not by much.



last week to go to olympia and shop for fancier food. other than that, last year at this time to go to ocean shores to watch a sunset on the beach.



the last time i've set food in a theatre was in 2001, to watch the movie "AI-Artificial Intelligence."



only when the air conditioning is on the fritz.



seltzer water with sugar-free black-cherry syrup.



bathrobe, surgical scrub bottoms, fuzzy slippers.



always looking for students willing to wash my car to raise money for their school functions, they will usually graciously take my 5 bucks.



beef noodle soup and stewed tomato sauce with brown rice and parmesan cheese, all stewed together like in a sort-of goulash.



same place.



i haven't bought clothing since 2004.



several decades ago, when i didn't have arthritis. have had to swim or bicycle or treadmill since then.



to quote h.l. mencken- "I hate sports the way a person who likes sports hates common sense."
i'd rather watch dust settle.



the sony AIBO dog. it doesn't shed and only needs batteries every now and then.



a permanent trip to the elysian fields.



my older sister's house where i house-sit for her when she goes on vacation.



hmmmm, let's see... heat stroke when i was in the army, resulting from being made to wear winter-issue BDUs working in a 120+ degree warehouse in the humid virginia summer.



no, but not for lack of trying.



i miss my mother, but i try not to miss her because that would be a disservice to her many years of looking after my addled slacker ass.



"the curious savage" which i had to act in when i was in high-school drama class. several decades ago.




i have a secret weapon for repelling the opposite sex. i will freely give it away to any man who asks me. but if was capable of actually attracting anybody, i would likely not be "here." or i would be one of those ultra-high-functioning types who never post on any non-serious threads.



to hit the rack in a few hours, just before sunrise. hopefully this time i will have a better dream than my last nightmare of being back at work. again.



what's "MySpace"?



if only i could get my hands on some nice nitrous oxide, i would take me a nice little funny trip. other than that, my trips are generally all in my head, aside from weekly trips into town for sundries.



when i was a young kid, my school 6th grade class made us all go to camp cispus out in the boonies by randal, washington.



nope. seems like all these questions are trying their damndest to depress me. sniff.



when the world ends so i can arrange to be somewhere else ahead of time.



i detest such. they stink to heaven.



i dread seeing the doc. i try not to think about such except when i am sick and have to go.



in the mirror staring back at me. in my head.



he is very similar to me. i know best when i am in front of a mirror.



i have tanlines around my upper body, corresponding to the net undershirt i always wear when outdoors.



the cable TV simulcast of a local AM oldies radio station.



mostly aches and pains. when i had more duckies, i collected lots of DVDs and CDs and electronic gizmos.



i am a hermit so i know nobody. if i saw a gossiper i'd get the hell away from him/her real quicklike.



2 years ago. sneaky bastards.



yes, several decades ago. i'm not a big straw sucker.



i am technologically challenged. i only use my cell phone for emergencies, like being stuck out in the middle of nowhere in a stuck car or something like that. in fact, where i live is a big yawning cell phone reception hole several miles wide. anyways, my cat could probably text better than i could.



hell no. i only like hot food, not hot-flavored food.



my, these questions are private, aren't they? a few hours ago. when i didn't have A/C, i would take 'em every few hours to wash the sweaty stink off of me in the hot summer. i hate being sweaty and greazy and oily.



every now and then.



my mother was japanese, my father was german. if only i had some italian in me also, i could start WW3. [ok, that was a bad joke ]



in a better world, i would be.



i used to do a lot of something which rhymes with rich.



sleeping and dreaming a nightmare about being back at work.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?- Driving my daughter to Opti Minds Training.
2. Who are you in love with? - My husband.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? - No.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? - Yes, a drawer handle.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? - Mall? Shopping centre? Yesterday after work.
6. Are you wearing socks right now? - No.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? - No.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? - This morning. I needed Bunning's & it's a half hour drive away.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? - No. Last time was September last year.
10. Are you hot? - ...and sexy? hehe.....sorry No. It's winter.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? - Coffee.
12. What are you wearing right now? - This is what my husband always asks me on the phone. Hoodie, T-Shirt & Trackies.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? - Neither. I let the kids do it.
14. Last food that you ate? - Strawberries & cream, both fresh.
15. Where were you last week at this time? - Watching a movie, in my bedroom, with my daughter.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? - No.
17. When is the last time you ran? - About an hour ago. Just a short run to get the car keys.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched? - School Athletics Carnival.
19. What is your favorite animal? - Don't have one.
20. Your dream vacation? - I don't care much for traveling away on vacation.
21. Last person's house you were in? - Other than mine? My niece's house.
22. Worst injury you've ever had? - A slipped lower spinal disc.
23. Have you been in love? - I'm confused. I answered question two..so I am..so I guess I have.
24. Do you miss anyone right now? - No..but.. I should say my husband, he works away, but I don't. I like life with him & without him.
25. Last play you saw? - Rome Sweet Rome!
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? - I don't have one. No luring required.
27. What are your plans for tonight?- Drink lots of coffee & hang on wrong planet.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? - No MySpace here.
29. Next trip you are going to take? - In my car? Going to pick up my son from the drive-in pictures.
30. Ever go to camp? -Yes, a long time ago. I loathe camping.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school? - No.
32. What do you want to know about the future? - Will I work in my current job forever? Will I always enjoy it so much?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? - Yes.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? - No.
35. Where is your best friend? - I have three and they're probably at home with her families.
36. How is your best friend? - They were all well when I saw them last night.
37. Do you have a tan? - Not a fake one. I have an olive complexion.
38. What are you listening to right now? - Dogs barking in my neighbour hood and PS3 sounds coming from the lounge room.
39. Do you collect anything? - Yes. Charity trinkets.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? - I am.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? - Random breath testing last Friday night. Lots of that around here.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? - No.
43. What does your last text message say? - Not too personal...I guess..it says - "Do you need a ride home?" - to my son.
44. Do you like hot sauce? - Love!..Is the word.
45. Last time you took a shower? - Four and a half hours ago.
46. Do you need to do laundry? - Yes.
47. What is your heritage? - Sicilian.
48. Are you someone's best friend? - I like to think so..yes.
49. Are you rich?[/b] - No.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? - Drinking coffee and chatting with my three best mates/friends.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

In bed

2. Who are you in love with?

Someone great

10. Are you hot?

Sometimes

15. Where were you last week at this time?

In bed

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

A blue work shirt and some women's jeans.

17. When is the last time you ran?

Ran for the bus yesterday.

19. What is your favorite animal?

Tortoise

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

Prickly heat and heart break

23. Have you been in love?

A few times

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

Yes

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

My gigantic left testicle

27. What are your plans for tonight?

Take over the world

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?

Hell no

32. What do you want to know about the future?

What clothing to pack

39. Do you collect anything?

Information, hopefully wisdom; merit

43. What does your last text message say?

"Constant? It's only 99% of the time.

giggle xx "

47. What is your heritage?

Recent heritage: celtic/scandinavian/saxon mutt

48. Are you someone's best friend?

I hope so

49. Are you rich?

If I was rich I wouldn't be doing this.

36. How is your best friend?
Understanding, helpful and she's always there for me.

I'm just sooooo awkward. Eh. She's fine.
I was very tired when I answered those questions. That's my excuse!

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?...here.

2. Who are you in love with?....no one. i have never been "in love". i do not know what it means.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?....no

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?.....no

5. When is the last time you went to the mall? .....yesterday.

6. Are you wearing socks right now? ....yes

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?.... yes

8. When was the last time you drove out of town? ...........i week ago.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?............no

10. Are you hot?........no i am comfortable. my aircon is set to 24 degrees.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?.... a chocolate milk i made with cocoa powder and honey.

12. What are you wearing right now?.....brown tracksuit pants and a white tea shirt.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?.....car wash

14. Last food that you ate?....lamb chops with barbecue sauce and cauliflower au gratin (in mornay sauce with grated cheese and grilled till golden brown.....it was heavenly)

15. Where were you last week at this time?...."this time" was not happening last week so i was in the future.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?.....no

17. When is the last time you ran?.....i ran to my car through pelting rain 4 days ago.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?.....i have never watched a sports event.

19. What is your favorite animal?..........australian brush tailed possums (marsupial ones (purrrrr (they are gorgeous)))

20. Your dream vacation? ......at my place with no obligations for the rest of my life.

21. Last person's house you were in?.....i can not remember. i never go to peoples houses.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?.... i cut my finger trying to prize open an oyster when i was eight.

23. Have you been in love? ......no

24. Do you miss anyone right now?.....yes. i do not yet have a telescopic sight.

25. Last play you saw?.....jesus christ superstar when i was 9.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? i do not need a weapon.

27. What are your plans for tonight?... the events of tonight will unfold the way they will without my input.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? ....i told someone at the supermarket to step away from me at the checkout queue because they were too close.

29. Next trip you are going to take?.....when i am tired and go to the toilet at 4am and fall over the wires draped over my floor.

30. Ever go to camp?.........no. i refuse to camp because i have enough money for a hotel.

31. Were you an honor roll student in school? no. i did not roll on her (honor).

32. What do you want to know about the future? what the share prices will be in the stock market.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? ....no.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? ....no

35. Where is your best friend?..... in his skin. apart from that i have no idea.

36. How is your best friend? i do not know. i spoke to him a few days ago and i did not ask.

37. Do you have a tan?....no.

38. What are you listening to right now?..... the whirr of my computer fan.

39. Do you collect anything?.....i collect experience, and when i have enough to fill a garbage bag i drop it into a bin.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? i do not know any gossipers.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? last week (not wear seatbelt and make illegal u-turn)

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? .....yes

43. What does your last text message say? ......."your credit has fallen below $10. to recharge please visit ......blah"

44. Do you like hot sauce?.... i do not heat my sauce. i like it at room temperature.

45. Last time you took a shower?.... showers are hard to steal. they are affixed in a very rigid way to the plumbing of the premises they are in. but i had a shower this afternoon.

46. Do you need to do laundry?..... not yet.

47. What is your heritage?.... my father was german and my mother was swedish and they are both dead. i was adopted at 2 weeks of age.

48. Are you someone's best friend?....no.

49. Are you rich?.....i am comfortable with the money i have.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? i was watching a google earth tour i created through LA.

how self-indulgent

1. Where were you 3 hours ago? at a train station
2. Who are you in love with? noone
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? no
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? my socks
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? i 'unno
6. Are you wearing socks right now? oops, yes
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? not quite
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? a while ago
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? no
10. Are you hot? not in any sense
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? tea
12. What are you wearing right now? grey skinny jeans, purple childrens tshirt
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? i like washing cars
14. Last food that you ate? cheese&cucumber sandwich
15. Where were you last week at this time? best place in the world
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? 3tops and a bikini
17. When is the last time you ran? the day before yesterday
18. What's the last sporting event you watched? the world cup
19. What is your favorite animal? giraffes and hippos
20. Your dream vacation? ?
21. Last person's house you were in? my nans
22. Worst injury you've ever had? a forehead injury
23. Have you been in love? spose
24. Do you miss anyone right now? dunno
25. Last play you saw? does thriller the musical count?
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? ;)
27. What are your plans for tonight? sleep glorious sleep
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? oh gad, its been a while
29. Next trip you are going to take? who knows
30. Ever go to camp? do they even have camp in britain
31. Were you an honor roll student in school? again, this is a foreign concept to me
32. What do you want to know about the future? nothing pls
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? no
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? hope not
35. Where is your best friend? i dont have one
36. How is your best friend? bloody hell
37. Do you have a tan? long story...
38. What are you listening to right now? hollyoaks omnibus by the looks of it
39. Do you collect anything? hearts
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? everydamnbody
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? nevar
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? yeah, what of it?
43. What does your last text message say? 'hope you're not dead' haha
44. Do you like hot sauce? noway
45. Last time you took a shower? last night
46. Do you need to do laundry? yessur
47. What is your heritage? boring
48. Are you someone's best friend? doubt it
49. Are you rich? no
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? watching stars on a beach

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Waking up.

2. Who are you in love with?
My husband.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
f**k if I know.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
No. I only wear socks when I need to put shoes on.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Yes.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Never. I don't drive.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No.

10. Are you hot?
It's pretty nice here right now. So no.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
A glass of water.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Nothing.

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
We go to a self serve car wash.

14. Last food that you ate?
Chocolate pudding.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
Same spot on the couch.

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
No.

17. When is the last time you ran?
Don't know.

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Uh...

19. What is your favorite animal?
Don't have one.

20. Your dream vacation?
I would like to visit Scotland.

21. Last person's house you were in?
Er...

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
Can't say, really.

23. Have you been in love?
Yes.

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Not really.

25. Last play you saw?
I was 19...

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Secret weapon? How the hell should I know? :-\

27. What are your plans for tonight?
Don't have any.

28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Seanmw

29. Next trip you are going to take?
Probably the road trip to Arkansas to see the in-laws for Christmas.

30. Ever go to camp?
Sure

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Hardly

32. What do you want to know about the future?
Nothing.

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No.

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Yes

35. Where is your best friend?
I don't have a best friend.

36. How is your best friend?
See above.

37. Do you have a tan?
No. I prefer not to get melanoma.

38. What are you listening to right now?
Saturday morning cartoons.

39. Do you collect anything?
Lots.

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
How should I know? I don't pay attention to gossip.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
I don't drive...

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes.

43. What does your last text message say?
I don't know. I hardly ever text.

44. Do you like hot sauce?
Sometimes.

45. Last time you took a shower?
Yesterday.

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Always...

47. What is your heritage?
Human

48. Are you someone's best friend?
Er... no.

49. Are you rich?
Nope.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Falling asleep.

i love these

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
at home on my computer like i am now
2. Who are you in love with?
nobody right now
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
probably when i was little
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
my duvet cover has a pink stripe on it
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
today
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
yes
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
no
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
i don't drive
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no
10. Are you hot?
yes. i have the heater on right next to me
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
earl grey tea (no milk)
12. What are you wearing right now?
black skinny jeans and a green ribbed cotton top
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
i don't have a car
14. Last food that you ate?
cola flavoured Mini Chupa Chups lolly
15. Where were you last week at this time?
at home probably
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
i bought a belt today
17. When is the last time you ran?
last month some time
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
the World Cup
19. What is your favorite animal?
dog
20. Your dream vacation?
road trip across America with my best friend
21. Last person's house you were in?
my twin sister's apartment
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
fractured my elbow (done the same one twice aswell)
23. Have you been in love?
yes
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
yes, a couple of people
25. Last play you saw?
i go to the theatre on a regular basis as my family owns one, i can't remember the last play i saw though
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
i don't often try. but smoky eyes and dark plum lipstick seems to get attention
27. What are your plans for tonight?
have some food, watch a film and sleep
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
nobody, i don't have a Myspace
29. Next trip you are going to take?
trip to visit my older sister in the North of England
30. Ever go to camp?
no
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
no
32. What do you want to know about the future?
will it be worth all the effort!
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
no
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
yes
35. Where is your best friend?
probably at home
36. How is your best friend?
a little bit upset
37. Do you have a tan?
ha, yeah right.
38. What are you listening to right now?
Janet Jackson 'Best Of' album
39. Do you collect anything?
weird/unique/quirky comics
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
one of my housemates (also the biggest annoyance i know!)
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
neverrr
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
all the time
43. What does your last text message say?
my sister telling me off for not picking up my phone.. so not unusual really
44. Do you like hot sauce?
very much
45. Last time you took a shower?
this morning
46. Do you need to do laundry?
i just did some actually
47. What is your heritage?
Irish on my mum's side and German on my dad's
48. Are you someone's best friend?
yes, a few people's
49. Are you rich?
god no. i wish!
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
probably on the computer, or falling asleep.