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Once uupon a tiem thare was a man naemd super n he was calld Superman.
Supermna one day caem in too his superhero cave ware he kept caep and flyin.
BUT HIS CAEP WAS STOLENED!! !

And then he felt as though he needed to have a slash affair with some other character, so that's what happened. Sure, why not. He's emotionally vaclempt from losing his cape, right?

Just then, EDWARD CULLEN and VOLDEMORT and UCHIHA SASUKE joined the high school. All the girls swooned!! ! OMG!! !! Edward Voldemort Sasuke is like, totally hot!!!1 He will be mine forevrr!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!11111111111111111two
But anyways, Superman was in the cafeteria with Wolverine...

They didn't know what to do next, but after a moment's thought decided to have hot sex right then and there in front of a hundred witnesses. Thus began a torrid affair which resulted in Superman getting pregnant with Wolverine's baby. (AN: liek OMG!! !! !! MPREG!! !! !! !! !!) The baby was born and he was part veela, part vampire, part centaur and part dragon. His name was Gary Stu. One day, Gary was chilling with Voldemort, and...

for no apparent reason, Gary suddenly turned into a girl. Being gay, Voldemort was very upset about this. "Why would you do this to me?" he cried. He then burst into tears and stormed out of the cafeteria. A mysterious goth chick approached Gary. "I told you not to take the green pill," she said.

And then Gary's face blew up.

At first Gary was upset, but then he realised that this would make Voldemort sorry for mistreating him.
OMFG I JUST WRITEDE IIN A SETNECE WITH PROPER-LIKE STRUCTURE AND PLOYSYLACCBIC WORDS! PEOPLE WILL THINK I AM NERD!! !! !! !! !! !!1
i LyK tOTaLlY dId NoT mEaN 2 rItE lYk DaT k/ i WaZ dRunK.
Gary wen tup to Voldermort and was like
"hey Voldemort if you get a sex change then you can be a gay girl and u will be attracked to me"
Voldemort went on a long boring rant about gay rights and how gary was otally ofensive, or sumting.

Meanwhile, Sasuke, Itachi, Madara and Gandalf were making out in a hot-tub in the...

in teh spazeshpi that wurz belong to itashi wen sudddnly grey aleenz appured an said
"WE R TEH ALENZ OF DARKNEZ WE R FROM KINGDM HARTZ N STUFF N U R GOIN 2 DIE"
And den, Napolen Dynomitt appurred.

Napoleon then proceeded to feed Tina a dang quesadilla.

Back in the Death Star, Bella and Sephiroth were CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED buttons flew everywhere CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED "KEEP IT DOWN!! !", yelled Darth Vader. Giggling, in hushed voices, they CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED TWENTY-SEVEN AND A HALF INCHES LONG!! !! ! CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED "Ouch!" CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
"No, stop that. It won't fit."
"We could try Vaseline?"
"No, it rots rubber."
"If you'd just go on the pill we wouldn't have this problem."
"I told you, Edward disapproves of it!"

Just then, Edward Cullen rushed in, ripped his shirt off, sparkled, and burst into tears.

"I though you loved me, Bella," he pouted.


"I do love you, Edward," Bella explained, "It's just that I'm wildly attracted to Sephiroth and he's far more well endowed than you are."

"Oh, right, fair enough then," said Edward, placated. "Do carry on."

He left in a shower of sparkles.

"Thank God he's gone," said Sephiroth. "Now where were we?"

"About to come to blows, I do believe."

"Oh yes. Of course. You stupid bint; you always give in to Edward!"

Bella lost her temper andCENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED shattered nose CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED blood sprayed everywhere CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
"I should have dated Cloud Strife. He's less violent toward me."

Suddnlee, Superman ho wuz old ma and wuz evul nao sad "I WIL KIL U, NUPOLUN N EDWAD and den he kal up batman 2 fite wit dem cuz batman wuz a demucrat (AN MY DAD SEZ SO STOP HATIN OK
Juts den dere wuz a gurl n her naem wuz Maria Amythest Rhododendron Yxtr'ab Supergurl Ultraperfect Emereld but she lieks da naem Mary n every1 liekz hur.
Voldemurt suddenlee bcaem strate n sad "OMG U R ZO HAWT"

Spock beamed in and turned Voldermort gay again. But captain Kirk turned up and everyone went off sex because of his truss and his wig... until Captain Jack from Dr Who turned up and everyone went polysexual and fell in love with the nearest potted plant who....

... decided that a pure and chaste way of life was ideal, much to everyone's disappointment. So Iatachiaan killd it.
Suddenly

Strangely, the last thoughts of that potted plant were "Oh god, not this again."
Scientists believe that if we knew why
GET ORF MAH KOMPTR DAT WUZ MY BRODER
HE DUNNO DAT NOONE WANTZ 2 HERE BOUT HIS STOOPD STUF!
NAO ENIWAI EDWUD SAD SPOCK I LUV U N VOLDEMORT DECIED 2 BCOME A VAMPR
just then, a giant whale burst into existence slightly above the location where this story takes place...
GO WAI SEHT NOONE CRAES!

and Voldemort bit the whale to turn it into his VAMPEERIC BELIOVED. All of the Cullnes loved the vampire wale so Bella cried because she was so lonely. then edward rode UP on WHite steed and resuced her! With a her own pet vampire whake!! !!
But the environmentalists objected, so Death Eaters...

decided that vampire (mostly the sparkly ones) should not have access to a vampire whale &, surprisingly, handed it over to the protesters. The lead protester, Luna Lovegood, thanked them a miilion times & gave them hard candy she found at the bottom of her purse. The Death eaters then signed on to be permanent members of her team.., They called themselves...