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28 Oct 2010, 4:36 am

The rules are simple:

1. three words maximum (unless reasonably hyphenated, of course)
2. Keep the story grammatically understandable
3. Keep it funny
4. No double-posts or comments (refer to rule 1)

I'll start :arrow:

Once upon a



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28 Oct 2010, 5:19 am

.. time there was..


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28 Oct 2010, 5:35 am

a sentient toilet


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28 Oct 2010, 8:04 am

in a public



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28 Oct 2010, 8:41 am

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28 Oct 2010, 9:19 am

school book depository



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28 Oct 2010, 10:04 am

this toilet was


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28 Oct 2010, 10:53 am

completely bat-shit crazy


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28 Oct 2010, 10:58 am

and obscenely angry



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28 Oct 2010, 11:02 am

because they had



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28 Oct 2010, 11:06 am

misplaced their glasses


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28 Oct 2010, 11:07 am

beneath the bed



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28 Oct 2010, 11:40 am

of the man



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28 Oct 2010, 11:42 am

who was very


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28 Oct 2010, 12:59 pm

discombobulated from constant



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28 Oct 2010, 1:02 pm

bowel discomfort and


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