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Joined: 13 Apr 2006
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17 Jun 2006, 1:14 pm

I'm really bored, so I want to play this game: ask the stupidest question you can think of.

I start:

Can I use goatse as my avatar?

hybrid
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17 Jun 2006, 3:52 pm

How do I post a reply?

deep-techno
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17 Jun 2006, 4:07 pm

Does KFC serve chicken?

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17 Jun 2006, 4:13 pm

is that water wet (one of my supervisors asked this :roll: ).

phoenixjsu
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17 Jun 2006, 6:00 pm

"A person would get burnt really badly in an oven. How do cookies stand it?"

-- an ex-girlfriend's sister

subatai_baadur
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17 Jun 2006, 6:30 pm

Why do they call it a hot water heater?

CockneyRebel
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17 Jun 2006, 6:56 pm

A Chinese couple were driving past Willobrook Mall in Langley, where I live. They've asked my Obese Friend, "Where's Langley?"

My Friend told them, "You are in Langley!"

We both started laughing really loud.

Paula
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17 Jun 2006, 7:31 pm

I use to work at a pizza restaruant.....real questions I'm not kidding. Whats on a pepperoni pizza? Pepperoni, I would answer,"Well then does cheese come with that? Yes I would reply, and sauce to? Yes. How much does a large pepperoni pizza cost? I would then tell them."Why does it cost that much? "I don't know", would be my response, "I'm just an employee here,"And that was not an uncommon dialogue....or he's a bute, husbands do not try this at home....... if you hear your pregnant wife throwing up, do not ask her if she is throwing up......you can get into BIG TROUBLE. And my son added this one. He use to work at Sears and someone would ask, "Why can't I use my Sears card at Macys?"

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18 Jun 2006, 12:16 am

OH MY GOD!! ! I'm talking on a telephone, is there a person stuck inside it talking to me? I've got to get him out or he might die!! !

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lae
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18 Jun 2006, 4:34 am

Hot/Cold enough for ya?

jammie
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18 Jun 2006, 5:27 am

its not raining its just water falling from the sky ... i said that...... along with its only raining in the puddles and only widy by the tree

got to love the way we think.

jammie

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18 Jun 2006, 5:47 am

I actually had a woman come through my check out line buying firewood. She asked me if putting gasoline on her firewood would keep her firewood lit. :lol: :lol:

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18 Jun 2006, 11:52 am

How do you get the oil in that tiny little hole where the dipstick is?

and asked more than once...10 years working at a self-service gas station/mini mart in a past life...

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19 Jun 2006, 4:21 am

Errm ask a stupid question errm, Can you trip over a cordless telephone?

jammie
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19 Jun 2006, 6:17 am

how many 2s in 2?

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19 Jun 2006, 8:07 am

A few I have asked over the years:

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Are you in league with the devil?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

These are just a few of the questions I have asked over time.

Sometimes these questions get stuck in my head at night and I am then unable to sleep.

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