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Thought i would make a thread where you can post your favorite quotes

I AM IN CONTROL OF YOUR MIND!
No you're not...
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED YOU TO SAY, MINDSLAVE!

Melvin, no!
Melvin yes!

mine are

"Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It's not the time that matters it's the person." -Tenth Doctor (from doctor who)

“Not all those who wander are lost.” - J.R.R. Tolkien

"I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?" -Douglas Adams

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." Douglas Adams

"Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom. " -Clifford Stoll

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand." --Charles M. Schulz

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live as one wishes to live." --Oscar Wilde

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." --Edmund Burke

"You can only accomplish your object in life by complete disregard of the opinions of other people." --Aleister Crowley

"For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you had never considered. That is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence." --Q

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." --Galactic Entity, "Godfellas" (FUTURAMA episode)

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will" Aleister Crowley

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in stranger aeons, even death may die" H. P. Lovecraft

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" Austin Osmond Spare

I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others.
--Marcus Aurelius

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.
--C.G. Jung

...two of many.

PS

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
--George Carlin

Mainly anything by Groucho Marx, and some things from Stargates.

Ezekiel 25:17 the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequity of the selfish and the tyranny of all men.
Blessed is he, who in the name of good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!! !

"You're all quote."

Found a good one today.
In youth we learn; in age we understand. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience" [Gary Larson]
"I hate sports the way people who like sports hate common sense." [H. L. Mencken]
"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous amounts of energy merely to be normal." [Albert Camus]

"I have the heart of a young boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk" Steven King

just what the doctor ordered

"Those who fight with monsters must take care not to become a monster" - Frederick Nietzsche (from memory, forget the exact quote, but that's close enough.)

"Hell is other people." - Sartre

in an effort to keep this thread disuse
"No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it."
— Will Turner, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."

— Dorothy Parker