Christians, what the *** are you teaching your children?!?

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Salonfilosoof
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14 Jan 2011, 11:41 am

Seriously...... WTF?!?!?


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14 Jan 2011, 12:12 pm

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One might wonder why the religious types cannot parody atheism in the same way!

Another way to PASTA the afternoon. Time well wasted. :wink:


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14 Jan 2011, 12:59 pm

sartresue wrote:
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One might wonder why the religious types cannot parody atheism in the same way!

Another way to PASTA the afternoon. Time well wasted. :wink:


Cause we would be accused of being hate mongers, I think someone should do a parody about Atheists though.



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14 Jan 2011, 1:06 pm

Inuyasha wrote:
sartresue wrote:
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One might wonder why the religious types cannot parody atheism in the same way!

Another way to PASTA the afternoon. Time well wasted. :wink:


Cause we would be accused of being hate mongers, I think someone should do a parody about Atheists though.


Parody parallel parables topic

As a resident atheist (though not Strident, according to AG :P ) I wholeheartedly grant you permission (Such power I have!) to spoof us.

god needs a good laugh now and then. :twisted:


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14 Jan 2011, 1:11 pm

Inuyasha wrote:
Cause we would be accused of being hate mongers, I think someone should do a parody about Atheists though.


YouTube does feature a few parodies on atheism, but they're just as moronic as all those creationist parodies on evolution. I'm afraid humor requires some intelligence, unless it's unintentional. If you want to see some really funny Christian videos, you should watch those meant to be serious :wink:



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube]

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14 Jan 2011, 1:25 pm

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube]


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14 Jan 2011, 1:26 pm

Salonfilosoof wrote:
Inuyasha wrote:
Cause we would be accused of being hate mongers, I think someone should do a parody about Atheists though.


YouTube does feature a few parodies on atheism, but they're just as moronic as all those creationist parodies on evolution. I'm afraid humor requires some intelligence, unless it's unintentional. If you want to see some really funny Christian videos, you should watch those meant to be serious :wink:



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akc5w_ZqByY[/youtube]


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Shame some people take themselves seriously. I know I used to, and to counter this I suggest reinventing oneself from the inside out. Vanilla Ice, once the loser of the rapper world, did this, and now it is harder to tease him, except in the past tense.

Now I have gone and told you the inside scoop. Darn! :twisted:


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14 Jan 2011, 1:32 pm

Inuyasha wrote:
sartresue wrote:
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One might wonder why the religious types cannot parody atheism in the same way!

Another way to PASTA the afternoon. Time well wasted. :wink:


Cause we would be accused of being hate mongers, I think someone should do a parody about Atheists though.



do you actually believe there aren't any out there or did you just leave out "good" between "do" and "a?"

make one.

or dig some up. stop imagining that scary men-in-black are censoring you.


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14 Jan 2011, 6:02 pm

sartresue wrote:
Bananas do not have sex anymore


They have such a perfect phallic shape to them, too.



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14 Jan 2011, 6:16 pm

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Bananas do not have sex anymore


They have such a perfect phallic shape to them, too.



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Gosh, what have I gone and done now? I need the dancing bananas!!


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14 Jan 2011, 7:53 pm

Inuyasha wrote:
sartresue wrote:
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One might wonder why the religious types cannot parody atheism in the same way!

Another way to PASTA the afternoon. Time well wasted. :wink:


Cause we would be accused of being hate mongers, I think someone should do a parody about Atheists though.

I think the real issue is just figuring out how to do it. Atheists, don't have the same institutional arrangements (or even the degree of stupidity) as fundamentalism, which makes for a difficulty. Instead, one would likely have to find various positions take by atheist thinkers to mock, such as the "religion is child abuse" crack made in the past.

A lot of the parodies done though do focus on a specific kind of theism, that is fundamentalist Christianity. Liberal Christians usually aren't impacted, and could easily laugh alongside the atheists.

That being said, regardless of how one wants to look at it, fundamentalism is actually a bit brain dead, and... so, it is really really easy to mock.



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14 Jan 2011, 8:07 pm

lol I wanna make a thread parodying atheism and challenging common arguments. As an atheist I can't stand people scapegoating religion for all the world's ills or acting like they're super logical. Ugghhh that whole super logical crap is what repulses me the most. I can logically argue that the world is flat, but I guess the logic would collapse under the weight of it's own premise wouldn't it? :roll: Kinda like how the premise of God's existence would result in being inconclusive...

Would that make me agnostic? No I just don't have any reason to believe in God so far...

@ Awesomelyglorious: Yeaahh while atheism isn't as institutionalized, it wouldn't be hard to take common arguments since there are a lot of foaming at the mouth atheists out there.



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14 Jan 2011, 8:27 pm

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lol I wanna make a thread parodying atheism and challenging common arguments. As an atheist I can't stand people scapegoating religion for all the world's ills or acting like they're super logical. Ugghhh that whole super logical crap is what repulses me the most. I can logically argue that the world is flat, but I guess the logic would collapse under the weight of it's own premise wouldn't it? :roll: Kinda like how the premise of God's existence would result in being inconclusive...

Would that make me agnostic? No I just don't have any reason to believe in God so far...

@ Awesomelyglorious: Yeaahh while atheism isn't as institutionalized, it wouldn't be hard to take common arguments since there are a lot of foaming at the mouth atheists out there.

Yeah, the scapegoating religion for ALL ills thing is also something that could be criticized. The "super logical element" is also something that could easily be parodied.



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14 Jan 2011, 8:33 pm

Yep I'm working on it right now but I'm feeling kinda lazy about it so I dunno if I'll finish what I started lol...

EDIT: Actually, f**k it I'm too lazy lol. One of you guys can start the thread, I'm burned out from all this posting lol...



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14 Jan 2011, 9:32 pm

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Christians, what the *** are you teaching your children?!?


The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth So Help me God.


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14 Jan 2011, 11:31 pm

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Salonfilosoof wrote:
Christians, what the *** are you teaching your children?!?


The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth So Help me God.


Ain't it the truth topic

Atheists! what the ***are you teaching your children?!?

Falsification, More Falsification and Yet More Falsification, so help me Darwin! And Dawkins!,And Einstein! And Edison, and Leakeys (husband and wife), and Watson, and Pavlov... And so on, ad Infinitum( as the universe expands) :lol:


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