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There was me. That is Giftorcurse, and I sat on my bed, trying to make up my rassoodock about what to do with the afternoon. The refrigerator had soda plus. Soda plus synthemesc, or vellocet or drencrom. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraposting.

I've been investigating threads that begin with the letter "M". Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

Sergeant Schultz: "I know nothing! Nothing!"

Would you like a jellybaby? Sorry, must dash back to the TARDIS. There's a homicidal maniac breaking down the door with an axe.

*The sound of wood splintering, followed by a gurning face being thrust into the resultant hole*

HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE LIKE A MAN!

do the urkel dance!

Die, die we all pass away
Don't wear a frown, 'cause it's really OK
You might try and hide
And you might try and pray
But we all end up the remains of the day

Yes, every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.

CGI rules! CGI rules!
Go, digital, go! Go, digital, go!
Digital characters rule! Digital characters rule!

Asuka, wake up! Asuka! Asuka!
*fap fap fap fap fap*
I'm so f****d up.

Okay, ew. I didn't need to get that reference.

Listen to me. Wealth is the only reality. And the only way to obtain wealth is to take it away from somebody else. Wake up, Blake! You may not be tranquilised any longer, but you're still dreaming.

Plastics.

Make like a tree, and leave!

Willy Wonka's opening up his factory! He's going to let people in!

EX-TER-MI-NATE!

We are the supreme beings!

As a naval officer, I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is also known that we now have the situation relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden, Arabs? Yours etc., Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

THIS! IS! THE WRONG PLANET!