Survivor: Chernobyl.
Let's Lock Howie Mandel in a Room with a Sick Person and See What Happens--a show where we take everyone's favorite germaphobe and lock him in a room for one hour with a person who may or may not have an infectious disease. He has the option to end his life if he wishes, but the only way he can is to do so in a slow, painful manner, and the provided suicide method changes every week to reduce the chance of a successful attempt.
The Real Psychos of the Upper East Side--Think Jersey Shore meets American Psycho. We follow the lives of a group of shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, sociopathic trust fund babies as they commit random acts of antisocial behavior and are never held accountable.
Joe Murderer--A fantasy relationship series where ten lucky ladies compete for the heart of a wealthy bachelor, unbeknownst to them that he's not really wealthy, and he's really a convicted serial killer. The competition will be held under the supervision of armed, undercover US Marshals to make sure our bachelor doesn't attempt to escape or attempt any violence. At the end of the series, he selects the woman he wants to date and confesses his crimes to her. Will she accept him for who he is? Doesn't matter, because their contract requires that they spend one week aboard a private boat, alone (but with the camera crew), without the marshals.
The Real Housewives of the Uncanny Valley--We take five ordinary housewives and give them some fantastic makeovers, then send them on a two-week girls-only cruise, unbeknownst to them that five impostors with slight resemblance to them are moving in with their families to destroy their lives.