So here's how you play: Pick a WP member (doesn't even have to be someone you know) who has an interesting or confusing name. Then, creatively interpret their name. The winner is the one who makes up the most superduperfunnest name evar!! !
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I'll start...
Member: Rocklobster
He is a fan of the Rock Lobster, and lobster who loves to rock! The Rock Lobster will rock harder than you can imagine.
ROCK!! !! !! <insert>hard-ass guitar solo</insert>