The Apocolypse

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How do you think the world will come to an end?

James Cameron's ego will implode and create a black hole.

In about 5 billion years from now, the Sun will begin to die.

As the Sun grows old, it will expand. As the core runs out of hydrogen and then helium, the core will contact and the outer layers will expand, cool, and become less bright. It will become a red giant star in about 7.5 billion years from now, evaporating the Earth’s oceans away, and then solar radiation will blast away the hydrogen from the water. The Earth will never have oceans again. It will eventually become molten again, and possibly vaporize entirely.

After this phase, the outer layers of the Sun will continue to expand. As this happens, the core will contract; the helium atoms in the core will fuse together, forming carbon atoms and releasing energy. The core will then be stable since the carbon atoms are not further compressible.

Then the outer layers of the Sun drift off into space, forming a planetary nebula (a planetary nebula has nothing to do with planets), exposing the core.

Most of its mass will go to the nebula. The remaining Sun will cool and shrink; it will eventually be only a few thousand miles in diameter!

The star is now a white dwarf, a stable star with no nuclear fuel. It radiates its left-over heat for billions of years. When its heat is all dispersed, it will be a cold, dark black dwarf - essentially a dead star (perhaps replete with diamonds, highly compressed carbon).

There will be nothing left of the Earth but a tenuous cloud of vapor wafting its way through the universe for all eternity.

Jesus will return and challenge the formidable Russians to a game of Ultimate Dodgeball. Fearing divine tricks and miracles, the Russians tempt Jesus with prostitutes and really cool buildings that look like onions. Unfazed, Jesus turns water into vodka. The Russians are unable to resist and stumble drunkenly as Jesus picks them off one by one.

Infuriated by the defeat, Vladimir Putin shuts off the gas to Jesus' apartment. Jesus receives an eviction notice sealed with seven scratch 'n sniff stickers. Upon removal of the fourth sticker (strawberry, yum!) four gigantic, evil men emerge riding massive, colorful My Little Ponies and unleash destruction upon the world. The ponies s**t rainbow sherbet everywhere until the Earth is covered and nothing else remains.

Human kind will destroy the planet due to our anger & nuclear missiles

the bulk of humanity will get to experience the end of the world as we collectively know it.

Hi, um, isn't it spelled apoc'A'lypse? Don't EVEN try to catch me for asking if 'IT' is spelled apoc'A'lypse....y'all know what I mean!! Anyhow,if enough humans are transported to the comet's tail (remember Heaven's Gate?), or wake up on Jupiter when we die, ready for a different existance, or are in Nirvana or Heaven or the other 2 places, if you've read the first book of Enoch, there may not be enough of us still here to even bury each other! Sylkat, who just hopes that Hinduism doesn't hve it right; I'm not sure I want to be someone else, I'm just figuring MYSELF out!