I've seen guys in makeup that looked pretty good, actually. Usually, they get this cool androgynous look--you know, the best-of-both-worlds deal, like they're halfway in between.
The thing with makeup is that it tends to feminize your face a bit. If you look at a guy's face and a girl's face, you generally see that the girl's face has a bit more contrast--redder lips and cheeks, for example. Makeup heightens that contrast, accents the features, makes her look more feminine. So, the strategy for a guy would be pretty different, unless you wanted the androgynous look (which, like I've said, I find cool; but which does look unusual).
Using concealer would probably be the exception--you could use it to make your face look smoother, without increasing the contrast like colored makeup does. When in doubt, use less rather than more; and make absolutely sure you're matching your skin tone properly.
I'm a girl and I don't wear make-up because I don't need gunk on my face adding to my sensory load. If you have any touch-sensitive issues at all, I would honestly recommend not wearing make-up and trying something else instead--maybe a mustache or beard, shaping eyebrows, trying different hairstyles.
One last thing: When it comes to making friends, your actions matter a great deal more than your looks. Looking pretty/handsome can make people take notice of you early on; but keeping friends has much more to do with your actions than your appearance.