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Gefiltedfish
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24 Sep 2006, 1:48 am

I am 27 years old. I’m 5/7, 164 pounds, dark brown hair, Caucasian and Jewish. I live in Westwood California. I live with my natural father and step mom. I have a full time job. I ride the bus. I love horror movies and graphic novels. I like videogames and amusement parks as well as going to the movies. Polo Ralph Lauren is my favorite designer. Pizza is my favorite food. I’m interested is a girl who has similar interests as I do. I’d like her to care about her weight and appearance. She has to be nice. She can be smart as she is pretty. I’m very interested in a girl with dark almost black hair and a nice figure. Jewish is a must. Please email me at [email protected] if you are interested. Please don’t be crazy. Thanks. You can also tell me how I did in this description. :D



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24 Sep 2006, 1:55 am

That's great. You won't have any trouble finding a woman on this site.



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24 Sep 2006, 2:40 am

Gefiltedfish wrote:
She can be smart .... Jewish is a must


Those 2 are contradictory. She cannot be smart AND jewish. Only one or the other.

Here is a lovely quote from Jewish scripture:

"A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."
-- Talmud, Aboda Sarah 37a

Here is another quote from Jewish scripture saying that non-Jewish people should be killed:

"Those who do not confess the Torah and the Prophets must all be killed. Who has power to kill them, let him kill them openly with the sword, if not, let him use artifices till they are done away with."
-- Talmud, Schulchan Aruch: Choszen Hamiszpat, 425, 5/50

So as you can see, one cannot be both smart and jewish.



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24 Sep 2006, 2:47 am

emp wrote:
So as you can see, one cannot be both smart and jewish.


A Mr. Albert Einstein would like a word with you.



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24 Sep 2006, 2:52 am

werbert wrote:
emp wrote:
So as you can see, one cannot be both smart and jewish.


A Mr. Albert Einstein would like a word with you.


No. Look here:

http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/einstein.htm

"It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously."
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24 Sep 2006, 2:59 am

I meant as an ethnicity, not a religion.



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24 Sep 2006, 3:03 am

werbert wrote:
I meant as an ethnicity, not a religion.

Quibbles!



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24 Sep 2006, 3:12 am

Emp

You sure about your sources there, like really sure, considering the nature of the allegations? Also, you described some despicable behavior, but nothing implying stupidity. I fear you may be losing your linearity.


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24 Sep 2006, 3:19 am

Actually, if I may play devil's advocate and say something in emp's defense, I can conclusively prove that Jewish people may not be as smart as I say they are.

The evidence:
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On a side note, won't the fellow who started this thread be surprised to wake up tomorrow to check his ad and sees that it has turned into a forum for debating the merits of his race?



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24 Sep 2006, 3:25 am

WOW....I didnt even know jews smoked cigars...except Frued,and we all know what his "issue" was..


Gefeltafish.....good luck finding a "date" here that meets your list requirements...you do realize this is an AS web site?


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24 Sep 2006, 3:53 am

If this was a Swedish site, emp and werbert would now be prosecuted for "hate crimes" against the Jews.. :roll:


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24 Sep 2006, 3:55 am

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If this was a Swedish site, emp and werbert would now be prosecuted for "hate crimes" against the Jews.. :roll:


emp is the racist. I'm just playing both sides against the middle. Although I suppose reminding Jewish people that Adam Sandler is one of them could constitute a hate crime.


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24 Sep 2006, 4:08 am

By the way, I don't hate Jews or any other race. I try to judge on a case-by-case basis. For example, I hate Adam Sandler not because I didn't like his movies, but because he seems to have influenced Jimmy Fallon, whose movies do suck ass.



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24 Sep 2006, 4:26 am

Also, everybody here is either scandinavian or australian, so instead of a black haired jewish girl from california, he might have to settle for a viking girl with a lopsided cowboy hat who makes rip-off cowboy movies.


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24 Sep 2006, 4:34 am

Beat you to it, emp.

You didn't say they were stupid, you said they weren't smart.

Ha - I beat you to it.


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Did you say that wasn't proper? Did you march out on the track?
You were quiet, just like mice. And now you say that we're not nice.
Well thank you buddy for your advice...
-Malvina


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24 Sep 2006, 7:12 am

werbert wrote:
By the way, I don't hate Jews or any other race. I try to judge on a case-by-case basis. For example, I hate Adam Sandler not because I didn't like his movies, but because he seems to have influenced Jimmy Fallon, whose movies do suck ass.


Actually I wasn't really criticising either you nor emp but the ridiculous hate crime laws that we have in Europe...


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