MountainLaurel wrote:
. . . "Sir, I screwed up last night, hit a fence, dented the car . . .
Please take a deep breath.
It may not be too late. That's the important thing. Just like a poker player can take a stab at the pot (small bluff), you can try something respectful, brief, don't invest a lot into it. It may be the end of the job. But it may not be.
Maybe something like: "I was scared. I didn't know what to do. I dented the car. The check engine light is on.
Or maybe even briefer, similar to what MountainLaurel recommends "Sir, I made a mistake . . . What's the proper reporting procedure?" Notice at the end you're giving your boss a chance to take it in a positive direction. By no means a guarantee, but you might be increasing the odds.
Please trust your gut instincts. Once you get an idea pretty good, take a pause for an hour or two, see if it still feels good (I call this a poker pause
). It doesn't need to be perfect, just pretty good and then hope for the best.
And okay, you made a mistake. You are still an alright person.
(PS These days I only play league poker for points. I don't really recommend it for money because of the inevitable upswings and downswings.)