Bush should get a third term

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20 Oct 2006, 1:06 pm

I am going to reverse my previous thinking and advocate a third term for the President of the US. George W. Bush has provided me with a bottomless well of jokes since he first entered office, and I can't live with the thought that I'll have only two more years to take advantage of it. Four more years! Four more years!

Ah, what am I saying? The Republicans probably already have a plan in the works to name him President-For-Life.

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20 Oct 2006, 1:21 pm

Third term?
I thought he was already on his fifth.

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20 Oct 2006, 1:29 pm

No, no. He drinks a fifth of Jack Daniels every day. That must be what you're thinking of.

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20 Oct 2006, 2:12 pm

YES!! !! It will be BRILLIANT!! ! After all, Bush was handpicked by God, and he will make sure to get the rich the negative tax rate that they deserve! I mean, why DON'T they get a -11% tax rate, we really should be giving them money! As well, I WANT Jesus plastered on every government building and for the US to invade all of everywhere! Our deficit isn't NEARLY high enough, frankly, there is nothing wrong with a 5000 trillion dollar deficit. Bush should not only get another term, he should become our King!

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20 Oct 2006, 2:15 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

He shouldn't be king. After all, he's only keeping the seat warm until Jesus returns.

I agree with you on everything else, though. Poor people have way too much money.

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20 Oct 2006, 3:12 pm

We have a king in our country. He's actually pretty stupid, like many kings are, due to inbreed in the European royal families. But compared with GWB he's a genious. Better turn him into US president and Bush into king of Sweden, then the king of Sweden has no power.

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20 Oct 2006, 3:19 pm

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But he did produce some hot daughters, unlike Bush.

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20 Oct 2006, 3:53 pm

:lol:

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20 Oct 2006, 4:26 pm

Saw the thread title and immediately thought Werbet'd found my stash.

re: cute daughters... I dunno, Barbara's (the twin, not the grandma) pretty cute... Jenna's sorta generic Central Texas sororitywhore, imo.

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20 Oct 2006, 4:45 pm