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23 Feb 2005, 2:15 pm

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance...

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

--ok this isn't mine by the way, credit goes to an anonymous friend for showing me this...but i just thought it was soo funny i had to post it

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23 Feb 2005, 6:55 pm

geepers! My analitical mind was going of the scales until I got to the lest bit and had to read it ten times before I cracked a smile!

You had me

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23 Feb 2005, 9:04 pm

Oh Newal that is priceless :!: I really needed a good laugh tonight. I've had a rough day. Thanks again!!

Oh about the wheel arch.......just fix it yourself, the body shop will want too much to fix it.

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23 Feb 2005, 9:07 pm

spying is a good idea. But you should not be the spy. You need to find another person to follow her around. and if it turns out she is having an affair, or even if she isn't having an affair, you can get the guy to pretend to be a stalker, and you can pretend to save her from him. So its a win win situation either way. If you save her, you can revive her interest in you.

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24 Feb 2005, 7:03 am

But Alex, what should he do about the wheel arch :?:

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24 Feb 2005, 10:58 am

For a minute I didn't get it... I'm just like, "wtf?". Pretty funny...

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24 Feb 2005, 8:06 pm

Damn I thought you were serious till I got to the bottom :lol:

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24 Feb 2005, 9:55 pm

Oh man. I had to read the last couple of paragraphs to get it at first, but when I did, it was really funny.

Nice work

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