Favorite Simpsons quote

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Homer is coming home late and drunk.

Marge: Where have you been, Homer?

Homer: Easy there Marge, one question at the time!

The line (I forget the episode) when Bart calls Rod and Todd 'Nimrod' and 'Nimtodd' always gets me.
Don't know why. There are so many, but that's the one that came to mind.

Oh, I found another I really like: Burns: (after Lisa rejects his bribe) You just made a mistake! I'm going to shred you like a Christmas card! Now get out!

Lisa: I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour!

(Burns and Lisa fall into an awkward silence)

Burns: So...what do you think of today's popular music scene?

Lisa: I think it distracts people from more important social issues.

Burns: My God, are you always on?

In Homer's office at work on the sign that reads, "Don't forget. You're here forever.", which now reads (because of the pictures of Maggie covering up specific letters on the sign), "Do it for her" It's not really a quote and probably not an exact quote, but my favorite nonetheless.

“Duffman can never die, only the actors that play him!”
Duffman

Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im.

Homer: For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene."

"There's a little crippled boy in the hospital hoping that you'll win...I know because I crippled him myself in order to inspire you."
Mr. Burns

Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what's happening in there?!
Principal Skinner: Aurora Borealis.
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis. At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen...?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers:...may I see it?
Skinner: No

“I'd rather let 1,000 guilty men go free than chase after them.”
Police Chief Wiggum

Operator, gimme the number to 911. ROFL.

Classic quote.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

music teacher: Would you pay attention please miss simpson
Lisa: Sorry I was just looking out the window
kid: SHE WAS LOOKING AT NELSON!
Class: LISA LIKES NELSON!
Milhouse: No she doesn't!
Class: MILHOUSE LIKES LISA!
Janie: No he doesn't!
Class: JANIE LIKES MILHOUSE!
Uter: No she doesn't!
Class: UTER LIKES MILHOUSE!
Music teacher: Will you shut up NO-ONE LIKES MILHOUSE!

God I love the simpsons. 5 Star comedy gold, for so long.

The scene where Bart changes the hymn to Ina Gadda Da Veda by Iron Butterfly and Rev. Lovejoy announces it as "In a Garden of Eden" by I. Ron. Butterfly and as it's being played Homer whispers to Marge "Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?"

Mick Jagger: "It's only rock 'n roll Homer"
Homer: "I know, but I like it"

When Flanders tells the woman he's just had intimate relations with something to the affect of "I'm like Baskin-Robbins. You take a free sample, you've gotta have the whole scoop."

In the episode where Bart and Lisa steal Homer's RV so he and Marge stop fighting and Homer is behind all these SUVs and exlaims, "don't worry, there's a gentle curve up ahead" after which the SUVs roll off it and explode.

When Homer and Marge are on that marriage retreat and Marge is chastising Homer for wanting to go fishing and then suddenly says, "you're imagining me as a giant fish right now, aren't you?"

And many more that I can't think of right now. Great show.

I love Ralph Wiggum's quotes:

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Look, I'm learnding!
Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Homer is entering in the kitchen:


Hummm it's smell very good, what are you cooking ?


Marge: I'm burning all your underwear !

most gill quotes I love gill

Billy Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.