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Most people will probably find this boring but...
So, a kid gets in a trouble at school, bit of a nerd, and he is told to write "I am sorry, I won't do it again!" 50 times on a black-board.
So, what does he do? he writes this:
Code:
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
void main()
{
for(int i=0;i<50;i++)
{
cout << "I am sorry, I won't do it again!" << endl;
}
}
using namespace std;
void main()
{
for(int i=0;i<50;i++)
{
cout << "I am sorry, I won't do it again!" << endl;
}
}
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Titangeek
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28 Jun 2012, 9:19 pm
Rascal77s wrote:
I wrote this one for English class.
Quote:
A priest had died and found himself in hell where he was greeted by a demon. He exclaimed to the demon, “ This is hell! Why am I here?”
The demon replied, “ Well Father, there’s been a bit of a mix up. You were sent to hell for having sex with altar boys and were sent here to be punished. But, you received your last rites and were absolved of your sins, so according to the rules you should go to heaven. As much as you deserve to be punished, and as much as we want to punish you , we’ll have to send you to heaven. The only snag is that, as a priest, you were supposed to be celibate and heaven won’t let you in. We’re restoring your virginity so you can get in”.
The priest’s virginity was restored and he was sent to heaven where he saw Lawrence of Arabia sitting in front of a large tent and reading a book. The priest asked, “excuse me sir, where are Saint Peter and the Pearly Gates?”
Lawrence looked up at the priest with a raised eyebrow and handed him a ticket with the number 40 and said, “ Take your ticket and go in the tent. When you get inside take off your clothes, a suicide bomber will be with you shortly.”
The demon replied, “ Well Father, there’s been a bit of a mix up. You were sent to hell for having sex with altar boys and were sent here to be punished. But, you received your last rites and were absolved of your sins, so according to the rules you should go to heaven. As much as you deserve to be punished, and as much as we want to punish you , we’ll have to send you to heaven. The only snag is that, as a priest, you were supposed to be celibate and heaven won’t let you in. We’re restoring your virginity so you can get in”.
The priest’s virginity was restored and he was sent to heaven where he saw Lawrence of Arabia sitting in front of a large tent and reading a book. The priest asked, “excuse me sir, where are Saint Peter and the Pearly Gates?”
Lawrence looked up at the priest with a raised eyebrow and handed him a ticket with the number 40 and said, “ Take your ticket and go in the tent. When you get inside take off your clothes, a suicide bomber will be with you shortly.”
Took a minuet for that one to click, good one
CokaCola wrote:
Most people will probably find this boring but...
So, a kid gets in a trouble at school, bit of a nerd, and he is told to write "I am sorry, I won't do it again!" 50 times on a black-board.
So, what does he do? he writes this:
So, a kid gets in a trouble at school, bit of a nerd, and he is told to write "I am sorry, I won't do it again!" 50 times on a black-board.
So, what does he do? he writes this:
Code:
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
void main()
{
for(int i=0;i<50;i++)
{
cout << "I am sorry, I won't do it again!" << endl;
}
}
using namespace std;
void main()
{
for(int i=0;i<50;i++)
{
cout << "I am sorry, I won't do it again!" << endl;
}
}
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Actually I do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea
cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the
sea mollusk says to the cucumber... Nemo! 
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