Why is the truth considered bad?

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Scottinoz
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27 Jul 2012, 9:56 am

When i ask will they f@ck me, I have no stds and really need to master this skill it will benefit us both, I noticed it's better to ask them alone then infront of everyone but why do some freeze and act ret*d i don't get it :o



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27 Jul 2012, 9:57 am

Thanks for the larf. I needed it. :D


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27 Jul 2012, 10:02 am

You're a poet and a warrior. :lol:



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27 Jul 2012, 10:06 am

Not sure if serious...

But I'm laughing! :lol:



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27 Jul 2012, 10:25 am

So you really walk up to girls and just ask "wanna f**k?"



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27 Jul 2012, 10:39 am

That would make him the most heroic alpha male ever, and if he went to some groups of women, a comment like that would probably be appreciated.
Good luck, you hero of the revolution. :D



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27 Jul 2012, 10:49 am

HisDivineMajesty wrote:
That would make him the most heroic alpha male ever, and if he went to some groups of women, a comment like that would probably be appreciated.
Good luck, you hero of the revolution. :D


Hear, hear! *clinks glass* :P


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27 Jul 2012, 10:51 am

Keep it simple guys:
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Shirts speak for themselves and are totally not creepy.

Seriously though what have some of you guys been drinking lately?



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29 Jul 2012, 3:34 pm

Women love honesty. or incase you are an undesireble, wich is most of our cases here then you better have a fat bank account! otherwise you are on the outside looking in. and you make a topic about it here



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29 Jul 2012, 3:38 pm

I can only imagine the slaps to the face I would receive for asking that question to anyone.



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29 Jul 2012, 6:31 pm

Scottinoz wrote:
When i ask will they f@ck me, I have no stds and really need to master this skill it will benefit us both, I noticed it's better to ask them alone then infront of everyone but why do some freeze and act ret*d i don't get it :o


Trying to fit in with the people around them (the ones who are asking "Will you f**k me, I have no STDs and really need to master this skill?").


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29 Jul 2012, 6:38 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
Scottinoz wrote:
When i ask will they f@ck me, I have no stds and really need to master this skill it will benefit us both, I noticed it's better to ask them alone then infront of everyone but why do some freeze and act ret*d i don't get it :o


Trying to fit in with the people around them (the ones who are asking "Will you f**k me, I have no STDs and really need to master this skill?").


*wonders how long it will take for people to get it* :lol:



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29 Jul 2012, 7:24 pm

Like evokes like: act "ret*d" and you shall receive it back, in Spades.
If begging for sex = a real alpha male, no wonder most women hate them.

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29 Jul 2012, 7:53 pm

It's not really begging as far as I know. That's why it's alpha - you walk up to a random woman and ask her politely to have sex with you. That takes some actual testicles.



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29 Jul 2012, 7:56 pm

JanuaryMan wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
Scottinoz wrote:
When i ask will they f@ck me, I have no stds and really need to master this skill it will benefit us both, I noticed it's better to ask them alone then infront of everyone but why do some freeze and act ret*d i don't get it :o


Trying to fit in with the people around them (the ones who are asking "Will you f**k me, I have no STDs and really need to master this skill?").


*wonders how long it will take for people to get it* :lol:

o lordy, i had to read it 5 times before i got it :oops:


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29 Jul 2012, 8:36 pm

Who_Am_I wrote:
Scottinoz wrote:
When i ask will they f@ck me, I have no stds and really need to master this skill it will benefit us both, I noticed it's better to ask them alone then infront of everyone but why do some freeze and act ret*d i don't get it :o


Trying to fit in with the people around them (the ones who are asking "Will you f**k me, I have no STDs and really need to master this skill?").

:lmao: