Okay, here is where I pronounce my hatred for sex scandals in general.
First up to bat, the Sandusky scandal. While the general public have been masturbating over whatever fantasies they have been having about Sandusky's sexual exploits with pre-teen boys, corruption and crime every bit as serious if not more-so barely gets any press at all. Famous coaches have routinely put steroids into their star players, permanently altering their development. Intelligent, young men, who might have contributed something to society, have driven to cardiac arrest. And yet the Sandusky scandal gets all kinds of press because it gives the public a massive boner to fantasize about perverse sexual exploits and an even bigger one to self-righteously wave their left fists at the screen while the other one is otherwise occupied. I've known a few victims of CSA; as much of a taint it is on society, it does not deserve the spectacularly over-blown attention that the Sandusky scandal has received.
However, that's not the only sex scandal that has tainted my t.v. screen. I remember the Monica Lewinsky scandal very well, in fact. You want to know why it got so much press? Because every middle-aged idiot in the country was fantasizing about it between their episodes of self-righteous raging and moralizing. While other politicians are robbing the country blind and disenfranchising our future...while women are being put through horrific forced pregnancy in some states...with politicians getting us into lunatic wars out of nothing more than religious bigotry, the country was transfixed by the personal infidelity of a president with an office intern. Everyone in the country was talking about a god damn blow-job, ignoring stuff that really matters.
More recently, the Weiner scandal was all over the news networks. Why? As much of a loud-mouthed schmuck as he is, there was no purpose whatsoever in drumming him out of politics over text-sex, particularly when it only seems to be a moderate concern for his wife. Huma Abedin doesn't have some gigantic vested interest in staying with Weiner. Politically, he's "damaged goods." However, there is only so much drama you can have over someone sending text messages to a Vegas prostitute. Again, the fact that the media could turn it into the Great Sex Scandal of the decade made it news when people shouldn't have taken any notice whatsoever.
Now, I know that there is only so much you can suppress human nature. However, I can guarantee that, if we were to start violently castrating every news reporter who attempted to make news out of this crap, then, pretty soon, we would stop hearing about this nonsense, and we might hear something that is actually news-worthy. Forget passing legislation, people. Let's just form a big, unruly mob. Whenever a news reporter starts thinking of reporting on a sex scandal, mob news headquarters, drag the degenerate out into the street, and cut off his balls. Let the f*****s make news out of that.
I hate sex scandals in the media. I see them as tawdry. I see them as stupid. I have no respect for the people who make an issue over them. I think that people who let these big sex scandals influence their opinions of public figures, no matter who it is, ought to be punched in the face and given a bloody nose. I see it as asinine. They deserve to have their balls barbecued, as far as I'm concerned.