Kaelynn wrote:
I am a diagnosed Aspie but the weird thing is I talk all the time! I just don't shut up! I always speak my mind and I always have alot to say, Im always talking. I get myself into so much trouble by just saying what ever comes out. Its really hard to control. Even when I try to be quiet and not speak it never works. I just can't do it! Why couldnt I have been one of those quiet Aspies? Why did I have to be the worlds most talkative Aspie?

I seldom talk, but when provoked I have trouble ceasing my exuberant
billowing stream of quasi-communicative audio fluctuations referred to more concisely in the common vernacular as "speech".
You boast of a slippery tongue.
Shall we put it to the test? 
to see who can talk the most about NOTHING?;
which of us can speak the most, yet say the least?
And we could each train for such a contest, toiling through vast piles
of pages of master-level philosophy thesises with dizzying levels of abstraction.
Or we might practice by reciting obsolite and expired tax codes in the mirror.
And when each of us has a tongue that can move with the ferocity of a hummingbirds wings,
even when no thoughts rush in to fill the vacuum,
then we can initiate the contest of "talk", this phillibuster faceoff
via a skype with a live streaming audience.
And we will keep score by syllables per second and
how many audience members each of us puts to sleep.
Maybe the winner will be awarded an internship in journalism.
On second thought, I'm not sure I'm up to the challenge.
In fact, the whole idea of a talking contest sucks.
I forfeit!
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