PastFixations wrote:
OliveOilMom wrote:
The worst one I've ever heard was one that a friend of mine said to this girl one time we were out together. He had been out of town for a long time and just came back home and we met for drinks at this hotel bar. I guess the girl could tell we weren't a couple by the way we were talking and our body language or something but she came up to him and started flirting with him. She was not very pretty and he is very good looking. He usually only dates pretty girls. He was nice to her at first but in sort of a dismissive way. He usually isn't rude but he had had a few drinks. She eventually asked him out and he held up his hand like one of those signs by roller coasters showing how tall you have to be to get on it and said to her "Sorry, but you have to be this hot to ride this ride".
OOOOH, BURNED!
Thats ok. Karma eventually got him for being such a stuck up ass most of his life. Like I said he used to be soooooo good looking, every girl in school was after him and he could get any girl he wanted. Tall, dark, handsome, built great, great personality, etc.
Well......
I hadn't seen him in about ten years but we talked on the phone and online some. As I said, he was a very close friend of mine. He's actually the guy whose family I went to the carnival with those years and I was close to them all. Like family. His mother is having some health problems and they had a family weekend last summer and he came to get me and take me there to it. He weighs about 350 lbs now. He is NOT good looking anymore. I hate that he's let himself go so bad, but I guess what goes around comes around.
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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
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