Is it safe to say men shag watermelons after 30 ?

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johnnie3838
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06 Oct 2013, 12:09 am

This is ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old w'melon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.



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06 Oct 2013, 12:09 am

This is ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old w'melon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.



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06 Oct 2013, 2:01 am

johnnie3838 wrote:
When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.


^ The truth of these words is amplified by a necro from page five.

This thread is essential however. I mean, we know these melons are a little past their prime, but i find them intoxicating. Literally... this is where booze comes from.


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06 Oct 2013, 3:49 am

johnnie3838 wrote:
This is ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old w'melon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.


So what you're trying to say is:

It's ridiculous!

I would never shag a thirty year old watermelon.

When I buy a melon at the market, I expect it to be fresh.
So I can take it home and shag it.

Well, you can say that again! :P

Right, I feel that I've tried most things, so I guess I'm going to have to try this out.

I shall post my results later on. Bet y'all can't wait.



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06 Oct 2013, 7:38 am

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06 Oct 2013, 11:38 am

I just realized that 'fruit ninja' is an APP for puritans.


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06 Oct 2013, 1:38 pm

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06 Oct 2013, 2:55 pm

Only a fresh cantaloupe, well prepared and juicy to the bite, with a silky skin and engaging wet and tender inside... hmmmm.