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Sometimes when I'm deeply thinking, I blurt out phrases that come to my mind. Today at school, our teacher got annoyed by all of the kids' annoying screaming and, thankfully, made them be quiet with threats of lunch detention. This was my chance to be able to think to myself, and eventually I blurted out "ICE CLIMBERS!" without realizing it because I was thinking of this . I don't remember exactly what was going through my head at the time, but I was wondering if anyone else here tends to do this?

At least I didn't get lunch detention.

Sometimes, but I usually don't say it loudly, and whatever I blurt out is always extremely random. It's usually a two-word phrase that doesn't make much sense, like "sausage cat" or something.

An ashtray's your Uncle.

When I was young I heard the term "midriff bulge" and it intrigued me. I didn't know what it meant but it sounded interesting. So one day in first grade I said it out loud apropos of nothing. The teacher said "Melissa!" in shocked tones. I thought I had said something naughty.