What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

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Several of my favorites:

I used to be indecisive -- Now I'm not sure

I live with Fear everyday-- But sometimes she let's me go fishing

I saw Elvis making crop circles

My kid beat up your Honor Student

Keep honking -- I'm reloading

I was feeling lost, so I went out looking for myself. If you should see me before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Dragons love Humans -dipped in chocolate.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I am not A b***h, I am The b***h and it's Miss b***h to you!

One more Recruit and I get a Toaster Oven!

Follow your dreams
(except the one where you're at school in your underwear)

I miss Bill.

Horn Broken...Watch for Finger!
With Friends Like YOU, Who Needs ENEMAS?
My Son Is an Honor Student---My Son BEAT UP You Honor Student
My Border Collie is Smarter than Your Honor Student---My PIT BULL Shredded your Border Collie!--My Python Swallowed Your PIT BULL whole!

My other car is a broom

(old one)A Quail in the Bush is better then either in the White House.

Dont spank me with Your bible-belt

Sorry I missed church today I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian(or something like that)

You cant hug your kids with Nuclear Arms

I hate mean people

Sex is A Misdemeanor.
The More I Miss The Meaner I Get!

that one, and a WPs user sig.

Stupidity Is Not A Crime
You Are Free To Go

"Boycott Jane Fonda Nazi Traitor b***h" on an old pickup truck with a confederate flag on it.

B U S H
L L I T

Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.

Love thy neighbor - but don't get caught.

My Child was Inmate of the Month at County Jail.

Sticker on the back of a hunter's truck-


"If you love something set it free- if it comes back to you........SHOOT IT!"

Here in South Carolina, many Republicans have a sticker usually displayed on the rear window of their SUV. It is a black square about 4 inches by four inches. It displays a large, capitalised 'W' in Times New Roman, with 5 point text beneath it that displays 'The President'

There is a variant of this sticker which is displayed by people who are presumably not republican where the large capitalised 'W' is replaced with a large capitalised 'F' in the same font. --The rest of the text is identical.

When I lived in Raleigh in 2002-2003, there was a group of punkers in Chapel Hill that made a name for themselves by printing stickers that read " Ask Me How I Reduce American Dependance on Foreign Oil", and affixed them to other people's Hummer's, Ford Expeditions and other large SUV's.

This is the car I had in 2003....

"I still have the body of an 18 yr old...But it's in my trunk and starting to smell"
and "Buckle Up!...It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car"
Those 2 are great!
But my fave is the one on the left:

I was never able to drive this car into the States!

I liked this one: "I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS"

My Siamese cat is smarter than your Honor Student.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?