Favorite lines from video games

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What are your favorite lines from video games? I was playing borderlands 2 when a bandit said, "I'll wear your face as a condom." That one had me laughing hysterically.

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anything from the Mother series. here is one:

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't get too close to me. I just farted, heh, heh...sorry."

a few of my favorites ( not counting the EarthBound/Mother 2 quote already mentioned )

"Here, take this lockpick. I t might come in handy if you, the Master of Unlocking, take it with you"

"Tra-la-la look for Sahasrala. Oh yah you found Sahasrala good job la-la"

ANYTHING from GlaDos in either Portal game.

"Oh that's right! We're on Blu-Ray now!" "Otacon, snap out of it!"

The imagery this line from bioshock infinite paints is hilarious: "The false shepherd is either a mulatto dwarf or a Frenchman with a missing left eye, no more than four foot and nine inches."

"Hello. Operator, give me Las Vegas."
"Hello?"
"Blondie, is it you?"
"No, it's John."
"When will he come?"
"He will come when he's done, boy."
"Done with what?? Bah, I've been waiting FOREVER for him to show up."

"All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different! Darkness sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it! Such as its nature. In the end, all hearts return to the darkness from whence it came! Darkness?is the heart's?true?essence."
- Xehanort's Heartless, Kingdom Hearts

My top 5:

1. Fallout - War. War Never Changes.
2. Planescape: Torment - What Can Change The Nature of The Man?
3. BioShock - Would you Kindly?
4. Portal - The Cake Is a Lie.
5. Mortal Kombat - Get Over Here!

"You can't spell assassin with out the sin and twice the ass!"
-Deadpool, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

"I see you like to run your mouth. I wonder if you can use it for anything else."
-Morrigan, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

Rig: "I mean, it ain't gonna do you any good here, is it?"
Bass: "Whaddya mean it won't do me any good out here? Now apologize for insulting my baby!"
-Dead or Alive 5

Note: At first I thought Rig insulted Bass's daughter Tina when really it was his freaking motorcycle!

"We are many. You are but one."
-Ermac (Mortal Kombat)

"Take me home, Bubbles!"
-Little Sister (Bioshock)

"Toys are most beautiful right before they break!"
-Tira (Soul Calibur 4)

"What could possibly go wrong?"

~Bubsy

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!" -punch-
-Commander Shepard
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"
-Commander Shepard

Just watch Commander Shepard is still a jerk and I think you'll find it amusing if you have the same sense of humor as me and played Mass Effect 1 and 2.

You fight like a dairy farmer.

How appropriate- you fight like a cow.

(do I have to say where this is from?)

"It's a me! Mario!" from Assassin's Creed II.

"I came her to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

All of the ones which I've posted here, already.


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