The Really Bad Advice Thread

Page 1 of 107 [ 1711 posts ] Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 107 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

VegetableMan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Jun 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,208
Location: Illinois

08 Jul 2014, 2:54 pm

To reduce wear and tear on your brakes, run red lights if nobody is coming. Same goes for stop signs.

_________________
What do you call a hot dog in a gangster suit?

Oscar Meyer Lansky

Kurgan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Apr 2012
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,132
Location: Scandinavia

08 Jul 2014, 3:05 pm

Job interviews are not popularity contests

_________________
“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”

babybird
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 74,226
Location: UK

08 Jul 2014, 3:07 pm

If you have a headache the best cure is to jump head first from a very tall building.

_________________
We have existence

VegetableMan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Jun 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,208
Location: Illinois

08 Jul 2014, 3:09 pm

I you ever drop a valuable item into a river of molten lava, make sure you grab it very, very fast!

_________________
What do you call a hot dog in a gangster suit?

Oscar Meyer Lansky

mezzanotte
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Apr 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,506
Location: Washington, D.C.

08 Jul 2014, 3:15 pm

Forks are out of style.

Eat every meal with a razor-sharp dagger.

cathylynn
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Aug 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,045
Location: northeast US

08 Jul 2014, 3:21 pm

smiles are old-fashioned. instead, kick everyone you meet.

babybird
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Nov 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 74,226
Location: UK

08 Jul 2014, 3:21 pm

It's always a good idea to slam your fingers in the door.

_________________
We have existence

VegetableMan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Jun 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,208
Location: Illinois

08 Jul 2014, 3:24 pm

If a bumblebee lands on you, stroke it gently. It calms them down.

_________________
What do you call a hot dog in a gangster suit?

Oscar Meyer Lansky

Prof_Pretorius
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,520
Location: Hiding in the attic of the Arkham Library

08 Jul 2014, 3:32 pm

Whenever trying to impress women, stare at your shoes and mumble about string theory.

_________________
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in what I cannot fear. I learn by going where I have to go. ~Theodore Roethke

ThetaIn3D
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Mar 2013
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,343
Location: Seattle

08 Jul 2014, 3:32 pm

Yellow snow is tasty pineapple shaved ice.

Campin_Cat
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2014
Age: 63
Gender: Female
Posts: 25,953
Location: Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.A.

08 Jul 2014, 3:48 pm

The quickest and best way to start a fire in your outdoor grill is to douse the coals with gasoline, before lighting them.

VegetableMan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 11 Jun 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,208
Location: Illinois

08 Jul 2014, 4:01 pm

Always lie about yourself when you begin any relationship with a woman to make yourself look more appealing. After she falls in love with you, you can tell her the truth -- she'll understand!

_________________
What do you call a hot dog in a gangster suit?

Oscar Meyer Lansky

ThetaIn3D
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Mar 2013
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,343
Location: Seattle

08 Jul 2014, 4:20 pm

Punctuation just wants to take away your freedom.

OnPorpoise
Velociraptor

Joined: 28 Oct 2012
Age: 64
Gender: Female
Posts: 420
Location: Arkham, MA

08 Jul 2014, 5:05 pm

The "Check Engine" light is just a friendly suggestion.

_________________
Your Aspie score: 152 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 47 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie

Campin_Cat
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2014
Age: 63
Gender: Female
Posts: 25,953
Location: Baltimore, Maryland, U.S.A.

08 Jul 2014, 5:38 pm

Always remove all the caps from the air plugs in your tires before driving to work----it'll make the ride much smoother.

ThetaIn3D
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Mar 2013
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,343
Location: Seattle

08 Jul 2014, 5:49 pm

Aquarium keepers: Always remember that Betta Fish get lonely and need a friend.

Page 1 of 107 [ 1711 posts ] Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 107 Next

Jump to:

The Really Bad Advice Thread Post Reply New Topic

The Really Bad Advice Thread