The Squid humbly welcomes you to the incorrect celestial sphere. A magical place for children and adults alike. We hope you enjoy your stay here with us, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask anyone. Our trained staff comprised of every member of the site has been rigorously tested for accuracy and calls have been monitored. If you call now, we will include an introductory offer of a hug! If at any time you're unhappy with your hug, or just want another hug from perhaps a more attractive member of our team, just send it back, and we will pay for the shipping and handling!