Which Director Should Film Your Life?

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Roger Corman
Your film will be 46% romantic, 18% comedy, 46% complex plot, and a $ 29 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!


You scored higher than 5% on action-romance

You scored higher than 3% on humor

You scored higher than 78% on complexity

You scored higher than 32% on budget

Ingmar Bergman
Your film will be 55% romantic, 26% comedy, 53% complex plot, and a $ 48 million budget.
Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed and studied in colleges all over the world to this day. This means that most Americans still don't understand his films! Still alive, he released in the U.S. in 2005 his first film in 23 years (Saraband), and he can still take on one more project to make your film biography. If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.


Sounds right.

Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 56% romantic, 22% comedy, 34% complex plot, and a $ 28 million budget.
With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!

Hey, I want my biography to be filmed by Ingmar Bergman...I love his works...

You wouldn't want that - I'd be in it then.

Your film will be 40% romantic, 18% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $ 32 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 6% on action-romance

You scored higher than 1% on humor

You scored higher than 19% on complexity

You scored higher than 52% on budget

Ahhhh well, guess I need to go out and do something exciting...

My score on The Director Who Films Your Life Test:

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Steven Soderbergh
(Your film will be 63% romantic, 20% comedy, 41% complex plot, and a $ 28 million budget.)

"Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films."

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Roger Corman
Your film will be 28% romantic, 35% comedy, 46% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 51% romantic, 24% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 21 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.


Oh, my, god....

I wanted Tim Burton or Terry Gilliam!! ! Not this freakazoid....

Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 49% romantic, 20% comedy, 31% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 34% on action-romance
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You scored higher than 2% on humor
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You scored higher than 28% on complexity
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You scored higher than 8% on budget



... Geek-tastic!

My life is completely deprived of in interest.
But I would like my story to be told by Barbara Loden, who was Kazan's wife and made only one movie "Wanda". Wanda was a tender and compassionate film.

I remember taking that and I got Roger Corman.

Truly, if my life were to be made into a movie it could only be pulled off by Jan Svankmajer.

Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 54% romantic, 28% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.
Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.



My test tracked 4 variables
How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on action-romance

You scored higher than 99% on humor

You scored higher than 99% on complexity

You scored higher than 99% on budget

AW CRAP! This isn't the director who I see fit.
In my head, Sofia Coppola {I think she's hot!} or Todd Field are more fit than Soderbergh.
Let's try this again later.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 47% romantic, 29% comedy, 35% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

HAHA, awesome!