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yvaN_ehT_nioJ
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17 Mar 2007, 8:15 pm

A few months ago there was thread in the random section that had the exact same name, sans the v2.0 part of course. It went off the front pages and into the depths of the old posts. So I'd like to start it all over again. The next sentence(s) is the beginning of the story.

One day a person named Bob was walking down the street. While walking he encountered a...


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17 Mar 2007, 8:21 pm

kumquat. He stooped, peered at it, then poked it a bit. It squeaked.


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17 Mar 2007, 8:35 pm

He bent to investigate. As he did, a motorcycle road into the square...



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17 Mar 2007, 9:39 pm

and sprouted wings, flying off. bob shrugged and walked on.


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17 Mar 2007, 9:46 pm

Then a hovercraft speeding at around 500 mph runs over Bob. Then...


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17 Mar 2007, 10:51 pm

The knights of nanananananahahahahahaha attacked.



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18 Mar 2007, 2:08 am

The city seemed doomed....then Alabama Man came and he started to beat up people.


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18 Mar 2007, 2:15 am

And then 1000 cartmenian monks came to fight Alabama Man. He was loosing because the cartmenian monks could transform other people "Smith" style into more cartmenian monks.



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18 Mar 2007, 2:16 am

then someone started to get mad because he thought Alabama Man made fun of his home state of Alabama.


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18 Mar 2007, 4:39 pm

Then Xena came over and started handing out penalty cards to people using more than 15 words.


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18 Mar 2007, 5:16 pm

Yvan was thrown into jail because he used more than fifteen words. Then...


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18 Mar 2007, 8:07 pm

The cartmenian monks obliterated Xena allowing the posters of this thread to continue to post in excess of 15 words.



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18 Mar 2007, 9:44 pm

Meanwhile, in outerspace, two aliens were creating a genetic experiment. But without warning, the . . .



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18 Mar 2007, 9:51 pm

knights of nanananananahahahahahaha attacked leaving few survivors.



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18 Mar 2007, 10:04 pm

Then the black mage started to dance a lame dance. Many people complained of blindness...


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21 Mar 2007, 5:03 am

. . . , then a drunken chocobo appeared, and the Black Mage danced all the night with it.