Mathematics/Science Jokes

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I created this form mainly for fun and to see funny math/science jokes or references

I'll start.

Boron: Hey electron, why are you so negative?

Electron: I don't know, why are you so boring?

Pi: "Get real!"

i: "Be rational!"

That is a popular one lol.

Some gay guys might enjoy this:

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I'm not saying what it means. Requires knowledge of science.

Lol I got the first joke, but the second joke I had to look into. Turns out that you need to do calculus to understand it. I've yet to take the course lol

1. "I've got my ion you."

2. What do mathematicians like to eat?
Pi.

3. What do mathematicians like to eat?
Three square meals a day.

4. "I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down."

5. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
"Oh, no. I think I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."

There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary and those that don't

Lol @ thevard, I knew what the equation meant but didn't get that it was called that.

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Trig Identities...

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2B|2B


WOW!! I didn't know that Shakespeare was a computer engineer.

Here's a few of my space jokes:
Q: When can I tell that you had received a colonoscopy from NASA?
A: I can tell when they send a probe into Uranus.

Q: What did the star say to the black hole?
A: You suck!

Q: Why does Saturn have rings?
A: Because everybody liked it, so they all put a ring on it.

Q: Why is Earth so windy?
A: Because the living conditions on Venus sucks and the living conditions on Mars blows.

Q: Why is it that a planet with the highest surface temperature is also the sexiest?
A: Because, like Venus, the planet would be really hot.

Chemistry:

What do you do with old chemists?

You barium.

Physics: (Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle)

Warner Heisenberg is driving his vintage car with his wife beside him on a Sunday afternoon, out for a quick trip to the countryside. As they are traveling along the highway, they pass a speed limit sign. His wife, a constant backseat driver, turns to him and asks "Warner, how fast are you going? You know we can't afford another speeding ticket". He replies "Gee, I don't know, but I know exactly where we are at though.".

Why is it that mathematicians don't distinguish Halloween from Christmas?


They know that Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Hep me, Hep me. What is the connection between the rate of change of the rate of change of the rate of change of theta got to do with being gay?