The Church Of Santa Claus

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18 Mar 2007, 9:27 pm

St. Nicholas has come to liberate you from the tyranny of all false gods such as Garlic and the 'Great' Cat God. Follow me to battle against all false gods and their henchmen!

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18 Mar 2007, 9:31 pm

THIS CHURCH IS INAPPROPRIATE!! !! ! WE'LL DEAL WITH SMALL FRY LIKE YOU LATER,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO CATCH!! !! !

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18 Mar 2007, 9:35 pm

My church will grow to the top, and your false god and his followers will pay a terrible price!! Ask for forgivness and join me while you still can.

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18 Mar 2007, 9:37 pm

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

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18 Mar 2007, 9:42 pm

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead. Only I can save you! We must join together to defeat Garlic and the Great Cat God!

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18 Mar 2007, 9:43 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead.

I've killed "Gods" before and I can do it again.

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18 Mar 2007, 9:45 pm

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead.

I've killed "Gods" before and I can do it again.

*strikes Flagg with lightning*

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18 Mar 2007, 9:46 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead.

I've killed "Gods" before and I can do it again.

*strikes Flagg with lightning*

Got anything better?

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18 Mar 2007, 9:46 pm

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead.

I've killed "Gods" before and I can do it again.

*strikes Flagg with lightning*

Got anything better?

A dead man doesnt talk, he stays dead.

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18 Mar 2007, 9:48 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead.

I've killed "Gods" before and I can do it again.

*strikes Flagg with lightning*

Got anything better?

A dead man doesnt talk, he stays dead.

1. I'm a woman

2. It takes more then petty magic to kill an experienced demon hunter.

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18 Mar 2007, 9:51 pm

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead.

I've killed "Gods" before and I can do it again.

*strikes Flagg with lightning*

Got anything better?

A dead man doesnt talk, he stays dead.

1. I'm a woman

2. It takes more then petty magic to kill an experienced demon hunter.

Ok then demon hunter, *undoes your very being because I am god*

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18 Mar 2007, 9:52 pm

SANTA,WHY NOT JOIN THE AAA AND DESTROY AHAYES,THEN WE CAN DISPUTE WHO'S THE BEST GOD AFTERWARDS!! !! !

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18 Mar 2007, 9:53 pm

I'm half demon

Only full-line demons can be dispelled

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18 Mar 2007, 9:54 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

Santa_Claus wrote:

Flagg wrote:

I wonder how big the bounty on your head is?

No one can kill me, I am the one true god. Garlic cant save you, hes already dead.

I've killed "Gods" before and I can do it again.

*strikes Flagg with lightning*

Got anything better?

A dead man doesnt talk, he stays dead.

1. I'm a woman

2. It takes more then petty magic to kill an experienced demon hunter.

Ok then demon hunter, *undoes your very being because I am a god*

But it doesn't work because you're not REALLY a god, just a wannabe. Only The Great Cat God can save you now Santa_Claus, perhaps you should pray, so that there may be the slightest chance The Great Cat God may find amusement in your continued existence, although that is highly unlikely.

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18 Mar 2007, 9:55 pm

Unknown wrote:

SANTA,WHY NOT JOIN THE AAA AND DESTROY AHAYES,THEN WE CAN DISPUTE WHO'S THE BEST GOD AFTERWARDS!! !! !

I do not follow false ways, join me Unknown and together with PSOT! we can defeat ahayes and the false gods!!

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18 Mar 2007, 9:56 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:

Unknown wrote:

SANTA,WHY NOT JOIN THE AAA AND DESTROY AHAYES,THEN WE CAN DISPUTE WHO'S THE BEST GOD AFTERWARDS!! !! !

I do not follow false ways, join me Unknown and together with PSOT! we can defeat ahayes and the false gods!!

I AM THE ONLY TRUE PSOTTER!! !! !

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