Tell an exaggerated truth about yourself or a 'true lie')

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17 Apr 2015, 9:15 am

Tell a true lie! Or an exaggerated truth about yourself! GO!

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17 Apr 2015, 9:19 am

I'm so tall a broadcast company keeps hounding me about installing a radio tower on my head. I respectfully declined on the grounds that it would be a hazard to low flying aircraft, and birds

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17 Apr 2015, 7:48 pm

not sure how this works but here's an attempt.

my linguistic creations have found their way into the highest echelons of fantasy ans science fiction, they;'re found in game of thrones, tolkien and any knockoffs, and futurama...they pay me big money to craft anything.

(real truth: i'd be lucky if i ever get to understand verbs)

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וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

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17 Apr 2015, 8:00 pm

My rhyming game puts Andres the Giant to shame. :mrgreen:

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17 Apr 2015, 8:05 pm

My works of art are on display in every art gallery worldwide.

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04 Aug 2015, 1:08 pm

I am so socially remote that I live on an island in the Pacific Ocean.

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04 Aug 2015, 1:58 pm

I'm so fat you can see objects behind me magnified due to gravitational lensing.

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04 Aug 2015, 2:01 pm

My former classmates hate me so much that they have made a plan for murdering me and getting away with it. I stay indoors 24/7 and I have plenty of food.

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04 Aug 2015, 5:04 pm

My fashion designs are bought by A-list celebrities, EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

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04 Aug 2015, 5:17 pm

My writing has made me the Poet Laureate of Queens Village.

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04 Aug 2015, 5:44 pm

I troll on WP for the highest bidder.

Which right now is a certain presidential candidate (the one with most money).

But when I argued that "no one who doesn't wear a toup is qualified to run a lemonade stand much less run the country" he told me "you're FIRED!".

I thought he'd LIKE it when I said that.

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04 Aug 2015, 6:09 pm

I am so smart that I received a Nobel Prize.

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