yo mama jokes

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Joined: 11 Mar 2007
Gender: Male
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24 Mar 2007, 5:58 pm

think mof yo mama jokes and post them

yo mamas so old that she got a autographed copy of the bible!

that was an example

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Deinonychus

Joined: 4 Mar 2007
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Location: Texas

24 Mar 2007, 6:22 pm

YO MOMMA'S TEETH IS SO YELLER THAT WHEN SHE SMILES TRAFFIC SLOWS DOWN!!

Rene
Hummingbird

Joined: 25 Mar 2007
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Posts: 19

26 Mar 2007, 7:20 pm

yo mama is so fat that when I put 50 cents in her, I got a bag of chips:)

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Velociraptor

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27 Mar 2007, 6:42 am

yo momma's so blonde that when she got locked in a supermarket she died of starvation

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Veteran

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27 Mar 2007, 7:43 am

Yo momma's so fat that when she got killed by a bus they went back for a second piece of chalk! (modified Red Dwarf joke)

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Rene
Hummingbird

Joined: 25 Mar 2007
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27 Mar 2007, 7:22 pm

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it. :lol:

Rene
Hummingbird

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27 Mar 2007, 7:25 pm

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
:lol:

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Blue Jay

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28 Mar 2007, 8:57 pm

yo mama is so stuped that she makes bush look like the smartest person ever!! !!

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Blue Jay

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31 Mar 2007, 8:57 pm

WOOT!! !! !! STILL THE REIGHENING CHAMP!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

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Snowy Owl

Joined: 24 Sep 2006
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01 Apr 2007, 1:27 pm

yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly compotision they said go away no exsperts :lol:

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Snowy Owl

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01 Apr 2007, 1:28 pm

you moma so ugly that when she yawns she gets in trouble for mooning :lol:

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Yellow-bellied Woodpecker

Joined: 5 Mar 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 57
Location: Midlands, England

01 Apr 2007, 4:52 pm

yo moma's so ugly that when she was born they new what time it was cos her face stopped the clocks

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Butterfly

Joined: 3 Jun 2007
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Posts: 11
Location: Iowa

04 Jun 2007, 12:03 pm

yo mama so stupid when she saw a bus she said "oooo twinky :lol:

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Blue Jay

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23 Jul 2007, 1:03 am

yo mamas so stuped that she went camping in the house!! !! !! !!

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Tufted Titmouse

Joined: 25 Jul 2007
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Posts: 32

26 Jul 2007, 6:26 am

Yo momma so fat she sits around the couch. get it? She's too fat to sit on the couch omg.

Shadowgirl
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Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 458

07 Aug 2007, 12:54 pm

Yo Mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and sang "I've got the power."

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