Top 10 Reasons You Can't Get A Girlfriend

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1. You're physically unattractive. Although just because you're ugly doesn't mean you can't get a girlfriend. But chances are if you're in your 20s or younger, looks matter a lot. You can make up for being ugly by having a big heart or a big bank account which leads me to my next one.

2. You have sh***y social skills around women. There's a ton of guys competing for one girls attention and why the hell would she choose YOU if you can't even talk to her correctly. This one goes along with being ugly. If you're ugly AND have sh***y social skills, you're f****d. If you're attractive, you can get away with this a little bit more.

3. You're trying to go for the wrong type of women. If you're only trying to attract the very attractive preppy girls who obviously have more of a social life then you, and you look like a walking trash can, then of course it's not going to work out. Nerdy guys who arne't the most attractive people in the world should be trying to find nerdy girls or start dating obese girls. The more attractive a girl is, the more picky she becomes looks wise.

4. You're too shy and passive. Are you the type of guy who never initiates conversations with women and hope that your dream girl comes talking to you someday showing signs she's interested? This is what you're doing wrong, you're never talking to the girl you like. Who knows, she could have actually liked you but your low confidence in yourself is the reason you can't get her.

5. You are the ultimate FREELOADER You're 26 years old and still live with your parents, don't have a license, live off of SSI, unemployed or have a sh***y minimum wage job only working 10 hours a week. As you get older, this gets more important to women. Obviously if you're in your teens or early 20s, this won't matter. If any of this applies to you, especially the unemployed and no license part, then go get a job and get a license! The more money you make, the more you will appeal to women.


6. You're terrible at flirting and don't understand it.

7. You come off as "special" to others and you're not very good at hiding being autistic Here's how to avoid coming off as being autistic. Comb your hair, wear decent clothes, shave, brush your teeth, try not to say random stupid things like I LIKE TREES!, if you have a voice that sounds special there's not much you can do with that but you can make up for it by practicing good clothes selection and hygiene.

8. Your clothes selection and personal hygiene are absolute s**t! Maybe if you take the time to comb your hair, brush your teeth, shave, trim your nose hair, clean your ears, wear nice fitting non baggy clothes, lose/gain some weight, workout and run, you will look more appealable to the opposite sex.

9. You have some sort of physical flaw which affects your physical attractiveness. Physical flaws include being overweight, being really short like under 5 ft 7, being short and too skinny with a big head, being short and fat, etc... I'm not saying just because you have a physical flaw doesn't mean you're f****d, you just need to make up for it.

10.You just don't give a f**k about women at all. And this isn't actually a bad thing. You're either one of the chosen lucky few who don't really care about girls at all or you're tired of being rejected by women all the time so you just accept the fact you're going to be virgin 4 life because you are the definition of chick repellent so you don't even try anymore. This is me when I say honestly, you DONT need a girlfriend but it is our stupid human nature to want to find someone. Human nature is a b***h sometimes, you know that? The sooner you find inner peace with your virgin self, the better in life you will be because you won't be tied down to a woman of whether she likes you back or not.


Phantom out.

What use does this thread have?

This is just going to make single males who are having trouble getting girlfriends feel bad about themselves.

Yah maam well the truth hurts sometimes...

The truth is i'm a short ugly autistic man who could never get a girlfriend. Do you know how it feels to be obsessed with something but could never have it? To be consumed by it... Women always avoid me and I never know why! It pisses me off when someone I like chooses another guy over me! All because i'm autistic...

I wish I was normal but that will never happen. I will always be autistic, therefore a failure.

So women are the ones who are truly to blame, are we? If women aren't attracted to a guy for whatever reason, he has every right to kill as many as he can. It's been done lots of times.

I'm being deeply sarcastic. But lately it seems like any guy who can't get himself a girlfriend will turn into the next woman-hating spree killer.

Isn't it more succinct this way?

Top 10 reasons you can't get a girlfriend:

1. You suck.

2. You suck.

3. You suck.

4. You suck.

5. You suck.

6. You suck.

7. You suck.

8. You suck.

9. You suck.

10. You suck.

Top 10 reasons you can't get a girlfriend:

1. Don't care

2. Don't give a s**t

3. Don't wanna know

4. Meh

5. Not bothered

6. Blah

7. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMMNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ

8. zzzzzzzzzz

9. zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

10. Bump

Guys, don't you realize that these are some things you can improve on?
Let's use what the OP said to our adavantage. For once. Instead of crying "I can't get a girlfriend, you're just mean".

Don't be insulted or feel down due to this guys, I bet most people miss at least 1 of these points. There is some truth to it. Come on. The fact that you are annoyed means you feel attacked by it.
You can cry as much as you want, but at least own your failings if you don't want to improve.

By the way, I'm a freeloader.
Not gonna improve on that any time soon, but I know if I did, I would actually be interested in getting some girls in my bed and f**k them as wildly as I want.

I got 8 out of 10.

Anyone here beating me with a higher score?

I'm pleased to see the word "preppy" is still in common use.

1. You're physically unattractive.

Well, I'm not Brad Pitt, but I would consider myself alright sans skin and eyebags.

2. You have sh***y social skills around women.

Yes.

3. You're trying to go for the wrong type of women.

I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now, but when I was, probably.

4. You're too shy and passive.

Yes.

5. You are the ultimate FREELOADER

I'm 16, so no.

6. You're terrible at flirting and don't understand it.

Not sure.

7. You come off as "special" to others and you're not very good at hiding being autistic

I would say yes.

8. Your clothes selection and personal hygiene are absolute s**t!

Yes.

9. You have some sort of physical flaw which affects your physical attractiveness.

Yes, I have acne and eyebags. I'm not fat, but my body is average and my face is quite puffy.

10.You just don't give a f**k about women at all.

I'm not looking for a girlfriend at the moment, but I probably will at some point in the future. So no.

I think we can reduce/merge this list a bit to make it more promising:

1. You're physically unattractive / You have some sort of physical flaw which affects your physical attractiveness.

2. You have sh***y social skills around women / You're terrible at flirting and don't understand it / You're too shy and passive.

3. You're trying to go for the wrong type of women.

4. You are the ultimate FREELOADER.

5. You come off as "special" to others and you're not very good at hiding being autistic / Your clothes selection and personal hygiene are absolute s**t!

I honestly don't think these apply to most guys, whether or not they're autistic.

Well, with yellowtamarin's summarized list, my score is 4 out of 5. The only point that doesn't strictly apply to me is going for the wrong type of women, simply because I'm not trying to approach any woman at all. But, if the "solution" is to try to attract women I don't really like at all, I'd rather stay single and celibate, so I guess, if I ever decide to start trying to get a partner, I will be going for the wrong type of women and hence my score will be 5 out of 5. This is precisely why I think trying doesn't make much sense.

The only point at which I see any remote possibility of improving is the one about being a freeloader. It's also the only one where I'm actively trying to improve, for obvious reasons unrelated to any hope of dating, and it seems like a challenge for the rest of my life. Even if I eventually stop freeloading, there's simply no way I'll pay back the rest of the world what I'll have mooched off it, especially my parents.

In a way, this is essentially how I've felt about dating since I was a teenager. Setting aside the fact that my parents would never have let me, I was far too busy doing what I had to do to afford any time, let alone money, for fulfilling any other personal interest. Dating was a luxury others could have, but not me. Eventually, I learned to accept it was as normal and unremarkable that others did it as it was unthinkable for me to do it.

Today, of course, it's much worse, because I'm much more at fault, but the essence is the same: I won't live enough to do even a small fraction of what I'd need to do to become a respectable person, so the idea of ever having a partner is nothing but a bad joke.

The reason I ain't got a girlfriend is because I don't believe none of you women are good enough for me! Couldn't care less now if I had a girlfriend or not! We are not all meant to have partners! God thinks some of us is better off single! Get used to it ! If its meant to happen it will don't worry!