The Spork War!

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We had this thread in a forum i frequented a long time ago. It was the most hilarious thread I've ever read so I'm hoping i can recreate it here.

Welcome to the Spork War. This is role playing thread but it has no character stats and no rules. Simply pick a side and go to war.

*picks up his massive spork* THIS IS SPORKA!

(for those of you who have somehow never heard of a spork click here.)

The implement you are referring to as a spork is known as a splade by those who know best.

"Sporkians!"

"TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!"

(Always heard it refered to as a spork in the US. are you somewhere else?)

*Patrols the Sporkian Border*

Nothing yet men but man the Spork-a-pults just incase. I smell the stink of Spork haters in the air.

The cartmenian monks will use their CLAYMORES to DESTROY the pathetic SPORKS.

The 300 Sporkians prepare for battle with Cartmenians.

The Sporkians with their 3" .1 oz. eating utinsils are no match for the Cartmenians and their 6' 60lb. broadswords.

The 300 Sporkians are armed with royal Sporks of the Steel Order.

They will fight and kill many a Cartmenian monk before dying and being remembered forever as some of the most awesome heros ever.

Not only are the Cartmenian monks capable of weilding their huge blades, they are cabable of dual weilding said blades. The edges of the blades are made from titanium alloy, and the blade is weighted with U238.

TONIGHT

WE DINE

WITH SPORKS!! !!

*during all the talking I sneak up behind ahayes and spork him in the kneecap!*

First blood!

O well thats just not cool! *says the decapitated head* *Picks up his head jams a spork in the neck stump and secures it back onto his shoulders*

Sporks Forever! *charges back into battle*

*destroys spork zombie with light blast*

Wait! I bring reinforcements for the Sporkians! I have brought my HUGE army.

*Fires a spork gun at ahayes decapitating him in the process*

Forward soliders! Today we dine using sporks!