If you Were a Computer or Console...

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If you were a Computer or Console... what would you be and why?

(make it descriptive of you, not what you WANT to be)

I'd be an abacus, so people would play with my beads.

i'd be a minitower - cos im short,
i'd be a Pentium 3 running at 1.8 Ghz - cos im quite fast
a 120 Gig Hard Disk - im big boned, Honest!
Running Windows ME - i know, im mucked up...
and i have access to the internet - i spend alot of time Online...
and a very small LAN - ...but i have few friends

Super computer, so I could know everything.

I'd be a RevDisk.

The RevDisk is a powerful gaming console because it was made for the sole purpose of entertainment. It beats it's former brother, the Thilet, due to these features:

= 50 pounds lighter
= Disks are now the size of your palm, not your dinner plate
= Hard Drive can now hold up to 70GB, instead of the the older model which could barely fit Solitaire
= Constant running temperature is now a healthy 29 degrees Celcius, a 350% drop from the original temperature
= It is no longer possible to kill someone with the controller due to bulky design
= Buttons no longer need 50lbs of force to press
= Talking while playing is now possible due to decreased running noise
= Online play no longer costs $70 a KB
= Load times have been dropped from 2 minutes to 10 seconds

As you can see, the RevDisk is superior in EVERY way!

PSP caus the PSP is a god like me

SKYNET!! !

A PS3, because although I am sophisticated, nobody likes me.

I would be a G4 Power Mac

A DS

I'd be this running Gentoo Linux.

Enough said?

Nintendo 64.
I try to be innovative and quirky, but not all together the most successful out there...

I hope this makes sense.

NEC TurboDuo

Something weird and rare that was ahead of its time once but entirely ignored and obsolete now. I'm the DeLorean of gaming consoles.