The Random Sherlock Quotation Game

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The name says all!

John: "*Bachelor* John Watson"?
Sherlock: What kind of hat is it anyway?
John: "Bachelor"? What the hell are they implying?
Sherlock: Is it a cap? Why has it got two fronts?
John: It's a deerstalker. "Frequently seen in the company of *bachelor* John Watson."
Sherlock: How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it?
John: "*Confirmed* bachelor, John Watson."
Sherlock: Some sort of death frisbee?
Dr. John: Okay, this is too much. We need got to be more careful.
Sherlock: It's got flaps. Ear flaps! It's an ear hat, John! What do you mean, "more careful"?
John: I mean, this isn't a deerstalker now, it's a Sherlock Holmes hat. I mean, that you're not exactly a 'private' detective any more! You're this far from famous!
Sherlock: Oh, it'll pass.

Sherlock [while handcuffed to John]: Take my hand!
John: Now people will definitely talk.

John: Look, Sherlock, this is the biggest, most important day of my life ... and I want to be up there with the two people that I love, and care about, most in the world.
Sherlock: [still oblivious] Yes.
[beat]
John: So Mary Morstan –
Sherlock: Yes.
John: – and...
[silence]
John: [exasperated] ...you.

Man: "They're right about you. You're a bloody psychopath!"

Sherlock: "High-functioning sociopath. . . with your number. (Grins)

John: What am I doing here?
Sherlock: Helping me make a point.
John: I'm supposed to be helping you pay the rent.
Sherlock: Yeah, well, this is more fun.

(Doorbell rings)

"SHUT UP!"

Sherlock: I said "Can you pass me a pen?"
John: What? When?
Sherlock: About an hour ago.
John: Didn't notice I'd gone out then?

Sherlock: "This case, Henry. Thank you, it's been brilliant."

John: "Sherlock. . . timing."

Sherlock: How would you describe me John, resourceful, dynamic, enigmatic?
John: Late?

Sherlock: "I NEED A CASE!"

John: "You just solved one! By harpooning a dead pig, apparently!"

John: What??? I'm not gay! *turns to face the camera* I'm not gay!

Me: Are you sure about that?

"Did you miss me?"

Sherlock: Shut up, everybody, shut up! Don’t move, don’t speak, don’t breathe. I’m trying to think. Anderson, face the other way. You’re putting me off.


Sherlock: Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.


John: We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.

"In your own time."

"But quite quickly."

Some parts of Sherlock actually remind me of myself.

(Doorbell rings)

"SHUT UP!!"