Socialism: a slippery slope
Socialism is bad. Evil! Even just a tiny bit of socialism is evil. I mean, just look at Venezuela. They're socialists, and let me tell you, it's terrible there. And the thing is, socialism will always lead to Venezuela. And fascism. And communism. And Hitler! Nobody likes that guy. I don't know if you knew this, but he killed a lot of jews. Like, a LOT. But mostly he threatened America.
Anyway, where was I... Oh, capitalism! Yeah, capitalism is WAY better. You have to work to earn your keep, and that's how it should be. All you socialist kids want to punish the rich for all the hard work they've done, and take away what's rightfully theirs. They EARNED that money that they've piled up and hidden away from the world. How selfish of of you to try and take that from them.
Anyway, you don't seem to realize, those "greedy guys" really do so much for you. For example: They provide goods and services of all kinds, and at a reasonable price! Convenient, right? They give you great job opportunities at places like Wal-Mart and McDonald's too! Lovely places, I'm sure. And they never, EVER take advantage of those less-fortunate than them. Never ever. They really care about you.
So throw all those crazy ideas about free college and healthcare out the window. Nothing is free, kids! And who needs that stuff anyway? Not me! I pulled myself up by my bootstraps, and now I own my father's company. All it takes is a little elbow grease, see?
I hope it doesn't sound like I'm talking down to you. I am, but I hope it doesn't sound like that. I just really love America is all, and I don't want you to ruin it. It's fine how it is. Stop trying to make it better.
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Xenosparadox
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Anyway, where was I... Oh, capitalism! Yeah, capitalism is WAY better. You have to work to earn your keep, and that's how it should be. All you socialist kids want to punish the rich for all the hard work they've done, and take away what's rightfully theirs. They EARNED that money that they've piled up and hidden away from the world. How selfish of of you to try and take that from them.
Anyway, you don't seem to realize, those "greedy guys" really do so much for you. For example: They provide goods and services of all kinds, and at a reasonable price! Convenient, right? They give you great job opportunities at places like Wal-Mart and McDonald's too! Lovely places, I'm sure. And they never, EVER take advantage of those less-fortunate than them. Never ever. They really care about you.
So throw all those crazy ideas about free college and healthcare out the window. Nothing is free, kids! And who needs that stuff anyway? Not me! I pulled myself up by my bootstraps, and now I own my father's company. All it takes is a little elbow grease, see?
I hope it doesn't sound like I'm talking down to you. I am, but I hope it doesn't sound like that. I just really love America is all, and I don't want you to ruin it. It's fine how it is. Stop trying to make it better.
Thanks for the wicked satire!